Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, but there's now a five-pound weight in your stomach.

I wish for the this wish to have no consequences.
 
Granted, but since you didn't specify time it has consequences the next day.

I wish I could travel in the dream world (not like the Dream Team world, the world where real life dreams happen) without dying.
 
Granted, but it only lasts a few days before your luck turns awful.

I wish I could go on a game show.
 
Granted. You lose all of your money due to game show expenses.

I wish Google can suck a little less.
 
Granted but your computer only lets you use bing.

I wish I could find Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door for a decent price.
 
Granted. It bricks all your systems.

I wish I can solder.
 
Granted, you accidentally burn yourself and have to go to the hospital.

I wish I would stop stuttering.
 
Granted, but your wish is so strong that it must be locked away, for fear its power is too great.

I wish to be the first real person to have a self-insert playable character in a Mario game.
 
J-Yoshi64 said:
I wish to be the first real person to have a self-insert playable character in a Mario game.

your character gets ridiculed and meme'd the hell out of, and you become the laughing stock of the mario series

i wish i could grow a decent beard
 
Your beard is so decent, that you become the blandest guy ever!!!

I wish I had a lot of yogurt so that I can eat it because I am hungry
 
Granted, but since you didn't specify what flavor (since there are like 80 of them), you get the flavor you really hate.

I wish my stomach would stop hurting.
 
Granted, but now he loves herbs so much he hogs them all to himself and now we don't have any.

I wish I was an autonomous, hypercompetent reality-warper.
 
Granted, but you accidentally delete it in a few days.

I wish Monty Python's Flying Circus would get resurrected.
 
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