Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but your head asplodes from the funniness.

I wish for bleagh.

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but it's picture is totally unreleated.

I wish for a good Bleagh picture and a definition of what it is.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but it's so idiotic we all get banned for it.

I wish for Lady Gaga to die.

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but her music still lives.

I WISH ALL RACCOONS WOULD EXPLODE IN EVERYBODY`S PANTS!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but it feels good.

I wish for playgrounds.

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but by playground i assume you mean sandbox mode.

I wish for awesome status.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but Only you think it's awesome. Everyone else hates it.

I wish for Yoshi.

 

[unit4545]

He`s hidden in the picture.

I wish for I wish for!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but I don't understand your post.

I wish for a motel.

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but somebody comes in and... well you know the rest.

He tries to sell you useless gimmciks.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but since I can't read it, you get nothing!

I wish for a radio station

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but it's filled with only justin bieber songs.

I wish for cooler text!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but it's spelled badly.

I wish for watermelon.

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but it explodes in your face. i wish you would get hit with a water balloon!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but the water bounces off me and hits you.

I wish for moar friends

 

[unit4545]

I'm a friend! but not a cool one...

I wish ppl would post faster.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but billions of posts get posted and you can't read all of them.

I wish for moar states in teh US.

 

[unit4545]

It happens, but they all suck.

I wish this text was bigger.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but it's so big, you can't see anything.

I wish for a sack.

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but it's fill with rabid weasles. I wish for

KABOOM!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but Teh KABOOM Kills you.

I wish for a guitar

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but it immeaditly breaks and your amplifyer explodes

I wish for

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but it's from SMS.

I wish for Bronco.

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but he is a phony bronco.

I wish for a dreamer!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but it gives nightmares

I wish for a rat