Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Marstar2000]

Granted. He doesn't do anything with him and lets him go.

I wish for an awesome face smiley.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, your face is now so awesome, you're crushed by adoring fans (and don't call me smiley).
I wish I had a tissue box for a foot.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, I stuff a bomb in it.

I wish there was an awesome face smiley on the forum.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, but it's in a slash fic.

I wish that I was a Magikrazy.

 

[MagicalToadette!]

Granted.
But since you like drillburs, (the worst pkmn ever) you are already crazy.
I wish that Bowser was real and he dosen't hurt me.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted.
But since you like drillburs, (the worst pkmn ever) you are already crazy.
I wish that Bowser was real and he dosen't hurt me.

Just for that, granted, but he does something much, much, much, much worse (I'll leave this up to your imagination).

I wish for gum that never lost its flavor.

 

[Mario4Ever]

Granted, but it has an adverse effect on you, and you are taken away by Oompa-Loompas.

I wish it was August (I never thought I'd say that).

 

[Magikrazy]

Cannot grant, for I don't know what "it" is reffering to.

I wish for a gun that never lost its flavor.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, you chew it and shoot yourself.

I wish I was bulletproof.

 

[Time Turner]

Granted, but then you blow up.

I wish someone actually remembers me.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, but they hate you.

I wish all my friends were here. And that Applejack was here, too.

 

[Time Turner]

Granted, but they don't know you. And Applejack starts stomping you.

I wish that I could get that new game that's coming out some time this year.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but it's the sequel to ET.

I wish I PM3 will be a good game.

 

[Time Turner]

Granted, they only make five copies that cost an extraordinary amount of dollars.

I wish for a muzzle.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted. It explodes.

I wish no one would not screw up my wishes that I don't make.

 

[Time Turner]

Granted, but the world implodes due to your use of multiple negatives.

I wish I never needed to sleep.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, but Cosmo and Wanda granted the wish, so your wish has the same downside as Timmy's in the sleeping episode (people can't sleep, even if they want to, resulting in tiredness).

I wish Pirate Goomba was a smiley.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, the people who made it didn't know what a Goomba was so they just made a Goom smiley.

I wish this

inside this

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didn't look like

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this.

 

[Time Turner]

Granted. Now it's illegible.

I wish I was in Florida.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, Flo Rida eats you.

I was Flo Rida would eat me.

 

[LN1]

Granted, your sentence doesn't make sense so the genie decides to steal all of your money.

I wish for an endless loop of portals.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted,

portal portal portal portal portal portal portal portal portal portal portal portal portal portal portal portal portal portal portal portal portal portal portal portal portal portal portal portal portal portal portal portal portal portal portal portal portal portal portal portal portal

I wish I could win Vinnie's Lair.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, all you get for winning it is a pebble.

I wishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my wishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh didn't have any H in it except for the first one.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, all you get for winning it is a pebble.

I wish my wis didn't have any in it except for te first one.

Granted.

I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted. It was a fish that was about to eat you.

I wish for a soda