Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Bane said:
Granted (thus daisy is destroyed) but then the games wipe out every character, as they can all be considered annoying ('cept for Yoshi, of course)
Yea Yoshi! Win Win Win!

Granted, but you never get out and can't get air.

I wish that Yoshi would BRUTALLY DESTROY eat Wario.
 
Granted, but you drink it and die from poison
I wish for bananas
 
Granted, but then you eat all the bananas and die from potassium poisoning

I wish for a portal gun without any problems or catches
 
Granted, but you shoot your BFF with it on accident.

I wish for a Super Mario galaxy 3 that isn't terrible.
 
Granted, but it will be released in 2020.

I wish that Daisy would be playable in New Super Mario Bros U.
 
Granted, but she's only in 1 level that lasts 10 seconds.

I wish Mario would let Luigi out of his shadow.
 
Granted, but they all suck. like Planet Crashers

I wish :waluigi: took over the :wario: series. (because I actually LIKE Waluigi.)
 
It didn't have any problems or catches, you just accidentally pulled the trigger.
 
Are you sure saying "but" doesn't count as a catch? That's pretty much what happens to all the wishes here.

Never mind, we should move on anyway.
 
I'll give it a shot

Granted, but then everyone (including me) begins to miss Wario's yaoi charm, and then starts a riot around the Nintendo HQ

I wish that we could travel through space
 
Granted, but if you go out of the Milky Way, you'll never find a way back.

I wish that Sonic was more popular.
 
Granted, but he is popular because of hate.

Ha! No wish, what are you going to do now? Wish for me to have a wish?, because I do.
 
TOO BAD! You get a wish anyway, it goes so bad... I won't even give details...

I wish for a wish that will give me a wish. (Did I mention I want a wish?)
 
:) ;) :D ;D :eek:
Some of the reactions from users when they found ou the thread ended.
 
There's something called Smiley spam...

Anyway, I was joking. The thread doesn't end until Porplemontage says it ends.

Carry on.
 
Granted, but when you travel back in time, you go so fast, you pop into nothingness
I wish I knew something (meaning only one thing)
 
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