Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted but you level up quicker than anyone has ever seen

I wish Smasher was a mod
 
Granted but you aren't an incarnation of the Doctor
I wish I had an account on Userpedia
 
Granted, but you are banned immediately.

I wish games would never be overrated.
 
This wish is not in Namekian
*goes back in dragon balls*
I wish that Marioboards was in the the Dark Knight trilogy
 
Blue Paratroopa said:
This wish is not in Namekian
*goes back in dragon balls*
I wish that Marioboards was in the the Dark Knight trilogy

Granted.

Porplemontage gets killed, along with MG1, SMB, and Stooben Rooben. Meanwhile, Me (as Bane), Scarecrow (as...well, Scarecrow), Lily (as Catwoman), Alex25 (as Ra's Al Ghul), Shroobario (as Two-Face), and Hypnotoad (as the Joker) and eventually kill GalacticPetey (as Batman)

I wish The Lord of the Rings never had to end.
 
Granted, The Lord of the Rings doesn't exist anymore. (so it can't have an end if there is not beginning)

I wish I would be as good in English as in Math.
 
Bane said:
Blue Paratroopa said:
This wish is not in Namekian
*goes back in dragon balls*
I wish that Marioboards was in the the Dark Knight trilogy

Granted.

Porplemontage gets killed, along with MG1, SMB, and Stooben Rooben. Meanwhile, Me (as Bane), Scarecrow (as...well, Scarecrow), Lily (as Catwoman), Alex25 (as Ra's Al Ghul), Shroobario (as Two-Face), and Hypnotoad (as the Joker) and eventually kill GalacticPetey (as Batman)

I wish The Lord of the Rings never had to end.
Silly boy. Batman can't die.

@cirdec granted, but you complelty flunk science

I, lord Frieza, wish for eternal life!
 
Granted, you live forever, but since you've seen so much, you soon decide you want to die, however, since you cannot die, you go made trying to kill yourself, and you get locked away for all eternity in an insane asylum.

I wish that I could live forever WITHOUT going mad.
 
Granted, but when there will be no more stars in the universe, you will be frozen because of the -273,15 °C temperature.

I wish that my internet connection would not cut off frequently.
 
Then Mario sacrifices you to get an extra jump, and you fall into a bottomless pit.

I wish I could live eternally and safely on an eternal desert island, with unlimited food supplies and a few close friends forever, without going insane.
 
Granted, but the sand become quicksands and you get aspired to the underground of the island, staying in the dark forever.

I wish I could do moonwalk.
 
Granted, but people are worried that you're Michael Jackson's ghost, and they shoot you down.

I wish I could Control the Throne without any consequences.
 
But then the game is boring

I wish I won at everything and I was always happy no matter what because every thing was always good without anything ever going wrong, and I am always happy so this is always a good wish. ;)
 
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