Good wishes aren't always good wishes

I would grant that wish, but I am still crying over the death of poor Charlie, despite the fact it was many years ago.

I wish that my laptop would stop bluescreening
 
Granted but it started greenscreening

I wish Justin Biebar sang cool rock songs
 
Granted but the Genie of the Lamp cancelled all wishes that where made after your third wish.

I wish Homestuck didn't exist
 
But then since everything was always good for you you get bored.

I wish that Lolcrawler was not my twin and did not have such a bad avatar.
 
too bad, you're stuck with him

Granted, but he is dead and has a worse avatar.

I wish that Nexon would fix the UE gender glitch.
 
But you don't need to wish that

I wish that I had a pet yoshi that would not do anything bad to me, nor would I do to it.
 
Granted, but you become too strong and I kill you for allowing bane to kill me.

I wish bad things didn't happen.
 
Granted, but the karma scales tip over because there is too much goodness and no badness, and the world explodes. (Technically, that is not a bad thing, because much worse could happen when karma scales tip.)

I wish for a more comfortable cushion.
 
Granted, but it is so poofy and comfy that you sink into it and suffocate.

I wish this wooden chair didn't make my buttocks sore.
 
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