Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[YoshiMonsta]

But happiness dulls your mind and you become like happy kitty http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/happy-cat

I wish I ruled this thread indefinitely and nothing bad ever happened with this wish

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Granted, but uh, You die and your indefinite ruling ends.

I wish I could run a 10 minute 2 mile.

 

[Time Turner]

Granted, but you die immediately after.

I wish for a muzzle.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Um, ok, a bit odd....

It is made out of ice.

I wish this wish wasn't a wish.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Ok, but then the zombie apocalypse happens, so...

I wish that pigs could fly, so that every time people say "when pigs fly" they could be proven wrong

 

[RandomGuy]

Granted but a pig flies into your face
I wish I was the master of prank calls

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted, but you prank call someone who is the master of hunting down prank callers. He hunts you down and kills you.


I wish that in no unspecific way, that any part of no part of such wish will be come untrue and impossibly non-dangerous, that I wish not for no un-possibility of getting cake later on.

 

[RandomGuy]

Granted but GLaDOS gets angry at you and floods the forum with neurotoxin
I wish for cake

 

[Specific Neptune]

Mmm. Nom Nom. You can have some of mine.



FOR FIVE THOUSAND POUNDS!


I wish that I was rich.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, but I rob you

I wish for eternal youth.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted, but you get tired of being a kid and always talked down to, so you kill yourself

I wish people didn't kill themselves all the time

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, but instead they kill you.

I wish Shoey was steward.

 

[Specific Neptune]

I can't grant this wish, it's against all laws of good!

I wish people didn't kill me

 

[Revin]

Granted, they do much worse. They stick you in a place not tall enough for you to stand in, and not long enough to lie down in. You live off just enough food to survive, but not enough to fill you. etc. etc.

I wish I had a Wii U.

 

[Specific Neptune]

What if I simply sit down?

Granted, but the Wii U is complete shit and you get yelled at for wasting money

I wish people would stop dissing Radagast.

 

[Revin]

Granted, they start dissing the entire Lord of the Rings francise instead.

I wish I had a pet unicorn.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted, they start dissing the entire Lord of the Rings francise instead.

Well that is just plain rude.

Granted, it goes feral and kills you

I wish that Leslie Nielsen didn't die

 

[Cirdec]

Granted but you died.

I wish I could whistle.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted, but chickens suddenly kill you

I wish I lived in middle earth without any consequences

 

[Revin]

Granted, they start dissing the entire Lord of the Rings francise instead.

Well that is just plain rude.

Sorry if I offended you, that was the first thing that popped into my head.

Granted, but I send you to that little room I metioned first, where you have to suffer for 10 years.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted, they start dissing the entire Lord of the Rings francise instead.

Well that is just plain rude.

Sorry if I offended you, that was the first thing that popped into my head.

Oh, Nono, I was talking about the hypothetical people who start to dis Lord of the Rings instead. :P

Granted, but I send you to that little room I metioned first, where you have to suffer for 10 years.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but in order to do so, the world must be destroyed.

I wish that I had unlimited power

 

[NSY]

Granted but Metal Sonic your powers and killed you

I wish I found my OoT 3D and BIS DS game cards

 

[Revin]

Granted, they're broken.

I wish I had something to eat for dessert.

 

[Specific Neptune]

granted, shit

I wish that my rabbit Charlie didn't die...

 

[Revin]

Granted, but unfortunatley, this game has no effect on real life...

I wish I could think of something to wish for.