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Now imagine how badass it'll be if Mario announced for Dota 2.

My sister and I can become homeless if the FTC finds our one video where Wario scares the hell out of Mario and Baby Luigi "content made for kids" (it is not) and then subsequently fines us $40 k.

All playable characters in Mario Kart 8 must be in extremely close vicinity of a vehicle or else they die.

Have you seen this old fogey?

Bowser's persistence is commendable. Never ever give up, even if the metaphorical Mario gets to you hundreds of times. You too will one day have your own glorious success and it will be AMAZING.

By allowing Toads to bud freely, the West has de facto entered into a fungiarchy that disincentivizes young Koopas.

People cite candy corn as a form of culinary crime but I find both red and black liquorice to be even worse. It's like eating a sticky funny-tasting coated wax, not even that sweet.

Where the hell were these voice clips in my life?

Why can't we have this again?

Where did THIS go in my childhood?

Normally I don't like Mario and drugs joke but this headline + image combination is just hilariously asking for context removal, didn't even believe it, thought it was some miscaptioned image

it's not

Luigi's Mansion spoilers

Modding in Musician Mario into Mario Kart 8 Deluxe feels glorious.Thanks Nintendo.

Has anyone ever cracked the inner elusive enigma that is the mechanics of Barrel Batter?

Possible Mystery Dungeon spoilers?

Unpopular brain nugget: I think Grovyle from Pokemon Explorers of Time and Darkness had a counterproductive plan hat endangered the world with his disguise act, and to be honest, I felt no regrets or sadness when his fate eventually befell it as much as that game wanted me to feel something. Maybe I'm cold as a time-frozen rock, but I really didn't care for the ending as others did.

I have to say, I'm not impressed at the story of any of these games. First one was fairly simple and sweet, but didn't like the ending where the playable human just willingly sacrifices past memories prior to turning into a Pokémon to "purify" the heart (from recent reviewing of plot) Super's story, on the other hand, just had too much going on: I didn't like the Tree of Life, the Darkness as a character, and I didn't like that they, again, put the world at stake.

How was Wario able to build his own stadium in Baseball Kingdom when it's clearly owned by Peach? How did he get the contract, who let him build it? Is Baseball Kingdom a sovereign country even?

I looked up reasons people hate Mario and the reasons almost mirror word-to-word the most common and lazy "jokes" about Mario. i.e. "he promotes drug abuse", "he abuses animals", "he chases women without being interested in them". Oh, and mixed in with fat shaming and maybe moaning about his annoying voice and stereotypical accent? So I'm glad I'm not in good company.

Why did King Boo make a mansion with working lights?

Trying to fix the images in this thread but the system won't let me save more than 100 images in one post.

Think about the horrendous Yoshi mental health ramifications of removing the Super Happy Tree.

Where's the officially licensed versions of these, Nintendo? Make them! You twits.

I wonder why in Super Mario Sunshine Peach didn't just threaten Isle Delfino with harsh sanctions or something for an unfair arrest coupled with an unfair trial that entailed in a national security threat for Mushroom Kingdom and why there wasn't some huge media circus around that trial given Mario's celeb status in Mushroom Kingdom.

Why is Waluigi's voice sometimes pitch shifted (1:08) and sometimes it's normal?

I'm modding another Mario into GTA V and about to make him some sort of gangster and I just wonder if it's a lovely idea to try to put in that tribal tattoo on him for the laffs.