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  • People don't seem to generalize hating rock music but when it comes to rap for some reason it's fair game even when rock also has a lot of the "bad" themes that people castigate rap for.
    One thing that really upsets me about racing/driving games is that they almost never provide us minivans to race in. GTA V has like, what, one minivan? Out of a kajillion sports cars? That's immersion-breaking, and I won't stand for it.

    Hell I want Hot Wheels to have MORE minivans why don't we have more minivan diecasts (especially the ones with the slide door). I see only that Dodge Caravan which is excellent minivan representation but I want more Toyota Sienna and Honda Odyssey.
    How come no one ever says, "Must be a day that ends in 'day'."
    Will Solace
    Will Solace
    Because days usually end in night not day unless you're like in summer Iceland or a couple other areas that year
    Best way to insult a video game character in most games is to say their face is nonmanifold. In other games just say their parents are pillow-shaded. Watch them break down and then scream at you at how they're actually rigged to the correct bones or have the correct filters and no stray pixels.
    One thing Mario, Luigi, and girls have in common is that their fists are typically bigger than their virtually nonexistent pockets of the pants they wear.
    The answer to your technological problems may not be found in a forum post from an internet search but in some Discord server that you don't even know exists.
    I wonder if there are real-life Marios who have declared that video game character as a mortal enemy because people won't stop bringing up video game references during conversations with these Marios.
    Barby Koala
    Barby Koala
    I think James Rolfe from Cinemassacre already explored this idea in some way or shape, because back in college, him and Mike Matei made a video where James played the landlord that Mario was named after, and portrayed him as a disgruntled, foul mouthed and beer drinking man who's pissed with Mario because of his success. Don't know if that counts though.
    Xiahou Dun
    Xiahou Dun
    It's a comedic act, though, I just wonder how people irl take it. I knew a kid from middle school named Mario and kids made Mario references to him lol.
    Barby Koala
    Barby Koala
    Ah, I see. Yeah, then my answer doesn't count, lol.
    I wish early birds can live for a month of the night owl lifestyle because we night owls are forced to adhere to their stupid schedule.
    I'm the CEO of an organization called GROW. "Get Rid Of Wario". It's for the growth of Mushroom Kingdom.
    Koopa con Carne
    Koopa con Carne
    And I'm the CEO of WET: Wario Ethical Treatment. Currently raising funds for a shelter for Wario's, who are facing the threat of extinction.

    This is not a government maneuver to herd them all in one place and make them easier to target.
    Xiahou Dun
    Xiahou Dun
    If you don't like this then I suggest you join "DAL" which is also an official organization. It stands for "Dump Awful Luigi".
    Will Solace
    Will Solace
    I guess you could say Wario hasn't GROWn at you at all then.
    If you have an irrational hatred for Mario, take comfort in the fact that he's named after a landlord.
    Barby Koala
    Barby Koala
    Fun fact: When James "Angry Video Game Nerd" Rolfe was in college, him and Mike Matei made a video where James played the landlord Mario was named after, and James portrayed the landlord as a disgruntled angry potty mouthed and beer drinking man who was jealous of Mario's success.
    Princess Viola
    Princess Viola
    That makes me hate him even more!
    Xiahou Dun
    Xiahou Dun
    @The Pink Ranger Let yourself stew in your hatred of Mario, it's the only way to enjoy your broiled hatred without risk of food poisoning.
    I forgot we were supposed to have E3 this year

    now you guys know what it's like to be me trying my best to ignore this crap and show pity to angry people on hype cycle withdrawal
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    Xiahou Dun
    Xiahou Dun
    I was going to write "show condescending pity to angry people on hype withdrawal" but thought it was too mean-spirited

    Then I saw Xenoblade 3 getting review bombed on Metacritic.
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