Best way to insult a video game character in most games is to say their face is nonmanifold. In other games just say their parents are pillow-shaded. Watch them break down and then scream at you at how they're actually rigged to the correct bones or have the correct filters and no stray pixels.
One thing Mario, Luigi, and girls have in common is that their fists are typically bigger than their virtually nonexistent pockets of the pants they wear.
The answer to your technological problems may not be found in a forum post from an internet search but in some Discord server that you don't even know exists.
I wonder if there are real-life Marios who have declared that video game character as a mortal enemy because people won't stop bringing up video game references during conversations with these Marios.
Mario RPGs should have armor sets that actually change how the guys look. People in other games complain when armors don't change your physical appearance.
Missed opportunity in Bowser's Inside Story: Bowser should've threatened the Wiggler from the family farm: "One false move and I'll genetically modify your crops."
Hot take: here's a fish to fry: why doesn't Mario Kart Tour add fuel to the fire and have a Fire Mario alt. I'm steamed. These developers are soooo fired!
I'm happy we're in a time period where fans can output better renders than some official stuff. I was impressed with GCN-era renders of the day, but fans with little budget can now output something that looks better than those.