Toadette: Hey, why did you destroy my house? I thought I had you under my control. You'd better fix it up right now, cause I won't be happy if I have to tell your parents that you're misbehaving.
We live in society where we show wolves devouring girls, witches getting cooked alive, a boy freezing his head on Pluto, Bowser getting his skin fried off, salmon explicitly inseminating their eggs, but a pregnant man is obscene and children's eyes must be averted.
I learned in elementary school that there are strictly seven colors in the rainbow and saying there are more colors in the world than seven is just woke progressive lies like CRT that shouldn't be taught in school.
So in Paper Mario world, is having washed out pasty colors the equivalent of a sexy suntan? Please tell me the modern Paper Mario games have sun tanning Toads be all blanched as a visual gag.
What if Nintendo relinquished their rights of the current Yoshi design to the developers behind Era's Adventures 3D and then started using the older Yoshi design in every future game.
What kind of colors do you associate with May anyway. I made January ice blue, February pink, March green, April a combination of cyan/pink/yellow.... I'm stuck at May
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