LeftyGreenMario

Profile wall Latest activity Post history About

  • I've been wanting to be wiki staff for literally years since I signed up and I'm so ecstatic I finally managed to be one! :happy:
    Toadette: Hey, why did you destroy my house? I thought I had you under my control. You'd better fix it up right now, cause I won't be happy if I have to tell your parents that you're misbehaving.
    • Like
    Reactions: Ray Trace
    LeftyGreenMario
    LeftyGreenMario
    :babymario: Ha! Me's not fixing your stinky house. You're not my mom!
    Zelda and Tri
    Zelda and Tri
    Toadette: Hmm…you really shouldn't be treating me like this. Mom and Dad are out getting groceries right now. I'm your babysitter, so you must obey me until they get back. I know you're close to Mom, but you can obey me, right?
    LeftyGreenMario
    LeftyGreenMario
    :luigi: Did somebody call?
    :babymario: NO!
    If you don't have both pairs of balls and ovaries, you will not survive Mario Strikers Battle League. Daisy is still scheduled for her surgery.

    Happy pride month.
    We live in society where we show wolves devouring girls, witches getting cooked alive, a boy freezing his head on Pluto, Bowser getting his skin fried off, salmon explicitly inseminating their eggs, but a pregnant man is obscene and children's eyes must be averted.
    Ray Trace
    Ray Trace
    i had to argue someone on gamefaqs who legit thinks teaching a pregnant man on a flashcard to preschoolers is equivalent to nazi and communist indoctrination and that we'd be hypocritical if desantis/abbott had their own political machinations
    LeftyGreenMario
    LeftyGreenMario
    remember a pregnant person with short hair and a tie is political but a pregnant person with long hair and a dress is not

    clearly it must be the tie. ban ties.
    I really want to get an opportunity to pounce on people who say "let that sink in" and ask "what does it want now?"
    Shaming people for still living with their parents is an attitude I like to see curbed in the future.

    You might think you're striking assholes where it hurts but they're not gonna care. You'll end up hitting people who aren't the assholes.
    Milo Thatch
    Milo Thatch
    @Ray Trace That post of yours comes very close to crossing trigger lines for me personally as that is not always the case, if your parents are very narcissistic it can be as bad as the two things you mentioned, as even if it's not quite as bad financially it can be as more degrading in terms of that the only way you're able have an even average, maybe even low average financial life is to keep up contact with them. I've already mentioned how my parents have screwed up before and while they might not be quite as bad as your dad was at least in the past aside from maybe the "overly controlling" meter, the idea of having to constantly be around my parents in the future in order to have any sort of tolerable life is one of the most horrifying ideas I could think of.
    LeftyGreenMario
    LeftyGreenMario
    this profile post was not to celebrate bad parents but to defend people who still live with their parents

    thank you
    Ray Trace
    Ray Trace
    You kinda missed the point of my very tongue-in-cheek post. Online, it's very common to degrade people with living with their parents as if to insinuate that they don't have successful lives or that they're leeches to society because they live with their parents instead of being independent from them, despite that it's actually a highly economically viable option considering how fucked up the housing market is, how millennials and further growing generations struggle with stagnant wages + rent and cost of living being out of the wazzoo, and also other cultures perceive this differently than your typical American Boomer (it's more common for adults in Latin American and East Asian families to cohabitate with parents). You hear very common stories of people living paycheck-to-paycheck, living in a worse space such as a smaller cramped apartment, or having to deal with an uncompromising landlord but those are never presented of the disadvantages of not living with your parents whereas it's still a common mindset online to generate a stigma out of it.
    So in Paper Mario world, is having washed out pasty colors the equivalent of a sexy suntan? Please tell me the modern Paper Mario games have sun tanning Toads be all blanched as a visual gag.
    Sprig
    Sprig
    given that being completely white = death
    i have a feeling that is not the case
    LeftyGreenMario
    LeftyGreenMario
    I mean getting tanned too much is very bad for your skin and carries a risk of skin cancer.
    If I let that sink in, will it try to steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula?
    LeftyGreenMario
    LeftyGreenMario
    No, it just wants normal food like normal customers. Treat sinks with respect; one DID claim a penny AND dislodge Mr. Krab's arm.
    • Like
    Reactions: Cayde
    When I'm in Home Depot in the plumbing section, I sometimes blurt out. "Gotta Es-cutch-'em All". I have to learn to say it, not spray it.

    Let that sink in.
    LeftyGreenMario
    LeftyGreenMario
    Get it!?!?
    "Escutcheon" sounds like "catch em"....

    Does no one know that sinks have an escutcheon
    "personality" and "charm" are such grating buzzwords
    Sweet Snow
    Sweet Snow
    I think my main problem with those words is that people who use them to define things are those types to use language that everyone agrees with them
    winstein
    winstein
    Together with the word "soul", whenever those words are used to describe a particular thing, the people who used them are strongly obligated to elaborate about why a game has them.

    Thank you for reading.
    LeftyGreenMario
    LeftyGreenMario
    Yeah, basically, it's what a "loaded word" is. It IS designed to preach to a choir. If you actually ask them to define personality and actually back up their claims with concrete examples, they usually fail or it just boils down to "preference" which they can't explain more.
    What if Nintendo relinquished their rights of the current Yoshi design to the developers behind Era's Adventures 3D and then started using the older Yoshi design in every future game.
    What kind of colors do you associate with May anyway. I made January ice blue, February pink, March green, April a combination of cyan/pink/yellow.... I'm stuck at May
    Galaxy Book Sunshine
    Galaxy Book Sunshine
    The only ones I'd actually give out colors are:
    February - Pink (Valentine's day)
    March - Red (the 10th day, obviously)
    April - Blue/cyan (waters in the Songkran)
    October - Orange and black (Halloween)
    December - Gold (NY'sE)

    The rest are like, nothing really much to stand out as they mostly consist of religious holidays. I considered giving pastel colors for January though as it's the month for Children's day but given I'm beyond that age I don't think it'd really fit now. The weather where I live is rather unstable and indifferent enough that colors based on that aren't an option.
    Meta Knight
    Meta Knight
    Personally for May I use like a lime green or a peridot green as opposed to a darker green for March
    THE END
    THE END
    So I hear you're a pretty good plumber, and I have two questions for you:

    One, what is the average speed of a sparrow carrying a coconut through a garbage disposal leading to a sink that smells of Wario, and two how did it survive the toilet grenade I threw down there?
    • Haha
    Reactions: LeftyGreenMario
    Sprig
    Sprig
    where did this quote come from
    LeftyGreenMario
    LeftyGreenMario
    I mean the sparrow is just sitting on a coconut on top of a garbage disposal since coconuts don't fit so zero?

    The sparrow survived the grenade because obviously the coconut blocked it.
  • Loading…
  • Loading…
  • Loading…
Back