[center]Edo vs. MCD
Due to size issues, laziness to start everything over and being an idiot, I decided to upload this part to imgur instead. Future rebuttals will be handled more efficiently before being uploaded to Userpedia.
Never mind 2257 and Edo fixed that.
Also, 2257 is a Dry Bones no...
[center]PLOT TWIST (?)
Okay so after 15 years of this project being on hiatus, I'm finally resuming it! Updates will be more regular from now on. I understand this isn't that big an issue for a "comeback", but it could have been worse. It could have been me complaining about donuts for 24...
Except this is Homestuck: I am 90% sure the phrasing "When one is lost, the other is found." and "One has no origin, and the other MYSTERIOUSLY vanished" is Hussie screaming "GUYS! IT MEANS IT'S THE SAME RING! GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS COME ON!".
Also, retconned timeline or not, the ring still...
Hey kids! It's Marowak's minitheory time :D
So it's been heavily implied that the ring of life and the ring of void are the same ring. Like how when one disappears, the other appears.
And since magic is fake, I wanted to "examine" this from another angle. Like what the ring of life actually...
Okay so just further evidence that the girl we saw with Meenah is not Aranea, hidden in plain slight:
She says most.
In Vriska's instagram, we CLEARLY saw Damara, Rufioh, Cronus, Kurloz, Meulin, Mituna, Latula, Porrim, Meenah, Horuss and Kankri. IF the troll girl with Meenah is Aranea, there...
Nope, a kernel can only be prototype twice in any given session. What's special about a void session (like the alpha one), is that they don't get prototyped before entry.
NOT TO MENTION:
We are CLEARLY being manipulated and laughed at by Andrew Hussie and we should abandon this comic because it dares make DaveKat a thing plot holes like these.
Yeah that is possible, as void usually blocks light WHICH FURTHER SOLIDIFIES MY THEORY OF ROSESPRITE BECOMING THE CUEBALL BECOMING DOC SCRATCH WHOSE OMNISCIENCE CAN ONLY BE BLOCKED BY VOID AND I-
Anyway.
Vriska says:
and yet...
So, I was rethinking that whole Caliborn is from pre-retcon stuff and somehow ended up making a sort of Gamzee timeline. Or a pre-retcon Gamzee timeline, to be more specific. So:
1-Gamzee, cod-pieced and all, arrives in the alpha session. At this point, his fake-wings exist.
2-Jade "throws" the...
You know I really don't trust Vriska at all. She's exactly the way she was before, during and after the events of Hivebent. And we all know how that led her to creating Bec Noir. Her "making amends" is really not a new thing, she already tried to by offering Aradia that soulbot, giving Tavros a...
Ok I just realized why Caliborn never saw Arquius before.
Equius is an heir of void.
Void players tend to go unnoticed.
Hell, his ancestor was even not noticed by Doc Scratch, which is how Mindfang managed to hide the cueball from him.
I just realized that Dirk plays a big role in English's rise to power.
Like
He was the one who helped Caliborn made that robotic leg
he was the one who hesitated prototyping Lil Hal before Gamzee prototyped Equius, and even broke Lil Hal which might have leg to it becoming more vicious and...
I'm pretty sure the fact that her hair is shorter is just due to the artist who drew her, who isn't hussie. Pretty sure the retcon is just a way to create a better alpha timeline, while the original alpha timeline still exists, perhaps doomed for the most part, but contributing to paradox space...
In a way there really is only one Cal....sort of.
For instance:
(1)Roxy banishes Dream!Cal (with English in it) into the void, it resurfaces inside Dave's Derse tower as Dream!Cal thanks Gamzee. Then two paths happen:
B1: Dream Cal ends up becoming real Cal who then journeys across B1 and A2 to...
I doubt the juju breaker frees souls, we've already seen it used on Eggs' timer and we've seen no soul come out (unless they're supposed to be invisible, like Aradia's ghost). Still, when the timer broke nothing really...happened to hint that a soul just came out. Maybe instead of the crowbar...
He can master space and time and be detached from reality to create the most favorable outcomes.
well he's GOTTA please these shippers somehow
And yeah, the other felt jujus are kind of hard to explain, since like you said (Edo), there are more than four. I just hope there will be an...
That would make even more sense actually, if part of him was in Doc Scratch alongside Hal and Equius, and remained in Lord English after he was summoned.
As for Scratch's awesome attitude that you all seem to hate because of your wrongness and colossal lack of great opinion for some reason...
So these updates just made me understand literally almost everything about English.
Hey Edo, remember when I told you about how there's this theory that Lil Hal is Doc Scratch?
Yeah.
This update pretty much confirms that.
In short, Lord English is Caliborn+Half Gamzee's (i GUESS?)...
*appears*
Aren't they all dead pre-retcon though?
It MIGHT not be what will happen though because Caliborn says he was surprised. When it will happen. In the future. Even though he SAW it unfold. Unless he really is DUMB enough to not remember.
You know...I feel ashamed for forgetting about this, but there actually was another show that did is. A show I consider to be one of the best sci-fi shows I've ever watched: FRINGE.
And I'm certainly hoping Homestuck does that too.
I personally don't think that when John retcons something it just never happened at all. To be honest, I think it works more like this:
Every instance of a universe is contained inside big frogs
So first, you have: Alt!universe, then big frogs, then timelines from which there exist the alpha...
Also, a lot of questions for this update:
What happened to Gamzee? Will he ever be able to conjure Union Jack? Or go "raise" Caliborn for that matter? Or serve him?