Can Town (The Official Homestuck Thread)

Favorite Troll?

  • Aradia Megido

    Votes: 10 16.1%
  • Tavros Nitram

    Votes: 6 9.7%
  • Sollux Captor

    Votes: 12 19.4%
  • Karkat Vantas

    Votes: 24 38.7%
  • Nepeta Leijon

    Votes: 15 24.2%
  • Kanaya Maryam

    Votes: 8 12.9%
  • Terezi Pyrope

    Votes: 21 33.9%
  • Vriska Serket

    Votes: 10 16.1%
  • Equius Zahhak

    Votes: 4 6.5%
  • Gamzee Makara

    Votes: 7 11.3%
  • Eridan Ampora

    Votes: 6 9.7%
  • Feferi Peixes

    Votes: 9 14.5%

  • Total voters
    62
Oh yeah, true. Forgot about that. In that case...

How does she expect to hide from him when he is already there? (dun dun dunnn)
 
You know what, maybe she should just hide behind Hussie's essay about Troll romance. English would never look anywhere near that.
 
What if John just relocated all of the oil to a room with a Caliborn in it and drowned him instead.
 
Has it been confirmed that cherubs need to breathe?

It might just piss him off.
 
Well maybe he'd be permanently trapped instead of dead. If John had drowned, I think the best case scenario would have been that he'd be stuck in the oil dying and resurrecting forever. The worst case scenario, of course, would have been Hussie stretching the heroic/just mechanic even further still.
 
Nah, he wouldn't really be trapped forever (or drown if that turns out to be possible). He's a god tier hero of time, so all he has to do is travel back in time to a point where he knew nobody was in the room (to not cause a timeline split by creating a witness that wasn't supposed to witness anything), walk out of the room, return to the present, and drain the oil out.
 
I have no idea how I remember any of this but Cherubim only have spade-type romance and that's why Caliborn finds simple affectionate gestures like hugs so taboo.
 
yeah but everyone is expecting calliope to be lord english anyway

literally everyone in the story has a chance of being lord english
 
This update's reminded me of something - has it ever been revealed how Serenity got in the Amber? Or what she's currently up to, for that matter? I'm drawing a blank on both fronts...
 
Hopefully that cartridge blowout thing at the end got rid of all the glitch shit.
 
Gabumon said:
Hopefully that cartridge blowout thing at the end got rid of all the glitch shit.
Seeing as his regular windy thing cleared it out locally a few times, doing the biggest windy thing of all should hopefully do the rest - plus it looked like all the dust and candy corn popped out, so yay. My brother's theory (or one he read somewhere) is that ejecting the cartrige will reset everything, since stuff wasn't saved as far as we know, but I feel like that's not how it's gonna go down. Although the ejection does beg the question of who's gonna put it back in so that A6A6I4 can continue...

Contra(dictory) said:
me and smasher losing to pantaro and bmb?

disgusting

walkazo tell ur brother he's a scrub
ur just jealous
 
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