Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

 
I don't know, but something that's bad enough to make him look like a chicken.
 
To me he looks more like a yellow Charizard with a red flame burning on top of his head.
 
Would YOU eat the pants (and underpants) off a bootleg Mario character?
 
Saltman said:
Granted, Muppet Bowser isn't bad.
Just... uncannily unsettling.
 
DK is not upset.
Just disappointed.
 
Okay but why do Yoshis, Birdos, and Koopa Troopas (among others) not have eyelids in most games? Yoshi at least gets some in Mario Kart 7, but then loses them again in Mario Kart 8.
 
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