Dear Waluigi Time

Dear Waluigi Time,

Can you please get me some sort of potion or something to make my idiot brothers Morton and Lemmy and Iggy and Larry drink to make them smart and not completely unintelligent like they are now? Their stupidity and immaturity is such an annoyance to me; no wonder the Mario Brothers always defeat us; me and Ludwig are the only intelligent and sane ones! I mean everyone knows Iggy has always been technically completely insane anyway.....

-Wendy O. Koopa

PS-even if you make my dumb siblings smart enough to defeat the Mario Brothers I still don't think it'll be enough to prevent our stupid boss Bowser Koopa from failing at yet ANOTHER one of his evil plans. Maybe I should be queen of the Koopas instead of him.
 
Dear Waluigi Time,

I've been dealing with low business income for years in spite of having a large number of customers coming in on a daily basis, with the majority of these customers coming in to meet with one of my regulars, an unnamed yet beautiful female Toad rather than having a drink. What do you suggest I should do to improve my business income?

- Podler of the Glitzville Fresh Juice Shop
 
Dear Waluigi Time,

We're running low on Oran Berries, so we went out on a Mystery Dungeon adventure to get some. However, we seemed to have fallen into one of those Monster Houses filled to the brim with Dittos! Dittos know transform, so basically a bunch of copies of me, Charmander, and Chikorita attacked us. What's the best way we can deal with...erm, ourselves?

- Squirtle and the other members of Team Go-Getters
 
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