Amusing Awards Artifact Adventure - Closing Ceremony (Game Finished!)
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You enter the Wasino, passing by some very weird-looking kid that words cannot describe as you enter. Inside, you find many ways to lose your money and people to talk to at almost all of them! Slots! Roulette! Poker! Blackjack! What black hole do you want to throw WT Coins in first?
You enter the Big Top Hat, discovering that it is not a hat store, but actually a pun.
Rigatoni the Great
"Welcome, cloudy traveler! You're in luck, for you have stumbled upon the greatest show in the Mushroom Kingdom! I am Rigatoni the Great, and this is my amazing troupe!
...That's what I would normally say, anyway! They aren't exactly performance-worthy at the moment. Care to help an old ringmaster out?"
Power Flotzo
you just lost the game
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Still deciding on an RP, but for now, visit the F-Seafloor Bumper Cars.
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The Big Top Hat is bigger than yours. Might have something to do with it being a circus tent in the shape of a top hat.
Rigatoni the Great
"You're looking at it, ma'am! What can I do for you?"
Vee Achis
"Yo! You know they don't let kids in here? What's up with that?
Hey, you got a Teller Vision Funko Pop? I'd really dig one of those! I'll even trade you for it!"
You go back inside and talk to the guy at the slots.
Gamball
"You here to play the slots too? I'm on a losing streak right now... At least I'm not one of the suckers playing roulette!"
You visit the F-Seafloor Bumper Cars and find one of the greatest racers of all time outside!
Blooper Arrow
"...
Oh, hello. Sorry, but you caught me at a bad time. I'm not feeling very Blooper right now."
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You enter The Beast Beneath The Dome, finding no beasts. Probably because you're technically on Dome ground level. You appear to be in a submarine port stocked with crates of Vote P for F3 merch. If you want to board the submarine, you'll have to talk to the captain.
Gamball
"It's totally rigged! Trust me!"
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Charmy: Let's head towards the Recyling Center so I can get rid of this trash first!
Power Flotzo
you just lost the game
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Ask Blooper Arrow if he has a problem.
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Red Bin
"These aren't drop-off hours! Come back during an Action Phase!"
You head over to the roulette table. No one's playing, so you talk to the dealer.
Wheeler
"Heeey... You came to play roulette? If you win, I'll give you an artifact. It's reeeal easy. All you gotta do is come back during an Action Phase and bet on red or black. It can't be that bad with 50/50 odds, riiiiight?"
Quest discovered!
Win a round of roulette.
Blooper Arrow
"I'm scheduled for a bumper car exhibition against my rival The Draqen, but my little Blurp buddy's gone missing. I just don't feel up to it without him. I'm sure The Draqen did this..."
Quest discovered!
Track down The Draqen and find Blooper Arrow's Blurp companion.
Charmy Bee
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Charmy: Hmm...on second thought, let's check out the Star Blasters instead. They seem quite interesting!
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Kay
Hey, let me talk to the captain of the submarine, will yah?
And while I'm down there, dig through the crates! There's gotta be Shadow Crystal secrets smuggled into one of them!
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You enter Star Blasters, discovering that it's pretty dark in here, but there's a lot of cool lighting!
Commander Nebula
"ATTENTION, CADET! Did you come here for the mission? Please tell me you came here for the mission."
Rigatoni the Great
"My troupe is a little de-energized right now! If you can help them out by bringing some snacks then I think they'll be ready to perform again! They can be a little particular, so you might want to talk to them first. I have a juggler, a strongman, a pie thrower, and a unicyclist."
Quest discovered!
Re-energize the members of Rigatoni's troupe.
You check the blackjack table. It's unoccupied, but there's a note that says "CLOSED UNTIL JACK BLACK ANSWERS OUR CALLS". That's a bust, so you slide over to the poker table.
Teller Vision
"HEY HEY HEY! WELCOME TO... POKER! YOU MAY BE WONDERING, WHAT'S A BIG TELEVISION STAR LIKE ME DOING WORKING IN A THEME PARK CASINO? LET'S JUST SAY I FELL ON SOME HARD TIMES! AND THEY WON'T EVEN LET ME TOUCH THE WHEEL! THE NERVE OF THIS PRETENTIOUS PURPLE- BUT I'M GETTING OFF TRACK! I GOT BIG PROSPECTS COMING UP SOON! JUST YOU WAIT!
OH... YOU WEREN'T WONDERING ANY OF THAT, WERE YOU?"
Captain Hairbanks
"Meearrr... Ye came t' board the submarine, did ye? I'm 'fraid I can't let ye, meearr... There's dangerous Porcupuffers in them thar waters and that Time feller didn't even spring on any weaponry. Can't let ye down thar 'less ye bring somethin' we can use to fight 'em off. Meearr..."
Quest discovered!
Find a suitable weapon for the submarine voyage.
You dig through the crates, finding no Shadow Crystals and lots of Vote P for F3 merch. Shirts, pins, mystery gacha boxes...
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Kay
And now there's an entire circus ensemble? This whole adventure is really bringing back bad memories...
Kay
I want the other participants to have some fun, so I'll start with just talking to the pie thrower for now.
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Charmy: Of course I did! I'm apart of the clean-up crew, and I need to find hidden artifacts for the rest of my team! So, what's this mission about?You enter Star Blasters, discovering that it's pretty dark in here, but there's a lot of cool lighting!
Commander Nebula
"ATTENTION, CADET! Did you come here for the mission? Please tell me you came here for the mission."
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You talk to the pie thrower. You immediately get splatted in the face with a pie.
Tueaday "Throw Pies In Your Face Constantly" McGee
"Hey, what's up? Sorry about the half-hearted pie throw. Maybe later I'll show you a proper one.
Rigatoni send you on a snack run yet? I could really go for something sweet."
As a parting gift, you get another pie to the face.
Commander Nebula
"I've been assigned to chasing down that no-good General Stellon and his gang of Lumas. Again. Would be nice to have a cadet for the mission.
First order of business: I gotta get my power source back online. On the last run-in, those Lumas went and cursed my Power Star - just like everything else they touch - so it's not going to be getting me very far anymore. I doubt you'll be able to find another one around here, so you'll have to pick it up and find someone who can purify it. Once you do that, I'll give you further instructions."
Quest discovered!
Restore Commander Nebula's Power Star.
Unicyclops
"...
How about something kinda... old and musty?"
Charmy Bee
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Charmy: Um, who is this General Stellon guy anyways? And what exactly does your Power Star do to defend against him if it has power?
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