Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but it's currently mine

I wish people would stop wishing for lots of money

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but then you would and your wish would be useless.

I wish my SSBB disk wasn't screwed up.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but the rest of your disks get screwed up.

I wish my computer was new

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but the computer sucks when you get it.

I wish I was Waluigi.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you are a sideshow character/

I wish I had a cool car.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but no one else likes it.

I wish my eyes could pop out like this:

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you are not special except for the GBWR people.

I wish they would make a Wario's Woods 2 with Toadette as the second playable character

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but Wario tortures Toadette, which is unfortunate (I like Toadette)

I wish Toadette gets a main role in her very own game that is good and it completely original

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but that's what I just said a post before you.

I wish you would listen.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but you completely misinterpreted my post. I said Toadette in a completely original game.

I wish for that.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but it's not selling well without Toad.

I wish I had a NES.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but it wouldn't work :P.

I wish I was Meta Knight.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but it wouldn't work :P.

I wish I was Meta Knight.

Granted, but your sword wouldn't work.

I wish that there was a video game movie that didn't suck.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but everyone else liked it and you didn't.

I wish for a Cow :P

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but it would not be of any use to you, because you don't have a barn.

I wish cars could talk like in Cars 2.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but they would own you to death in a Yo Mama smackdown.

I wish I met Shigeru Miyamoto.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but he can't speak english. And do you know Japanese?

I wish I had more wishes.

 

[UltimatePetey]

I kind of know Japanese, and Granted, but you only get one more.

I wish I owned Luigi's Mansion.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you can't play it.

I wish there was a game called New Super Mario Bros 2: Return to Subcon.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but it would suck.

I wish I was a Goomba.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but it would suck.

I wish I was a Goomba.

Would it really suck? I would love to see such a game. And Granted, but you die every five minutes by getting your head crushed underneath some idiot plumber's boot.

I wish that Mario had more crossover games. Like SSB, but for other genres.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but they'd suck.

I wish I could be a boss in the next SSB and Mickey Mouse as a character with his magic paintbrush.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you're a pushover.

I wish you and Ganon could come up with more intricate retorts than "they'd suck"

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but absolutely nothin' happens.

I wish I could visit Rainbow Road.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but a kart runs you over and you fall off.

I wish Mario competed in NASCAR.