Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, but it doesn't have fuel so you crash the airplane

I wish that I have unwanted 1,000,000 bubble gums that tastes terrible and it is not in perfect size
 
Granted, but that's gross

I wish we could solve the debt crisis.
 
Granted, but a food crises arises

I wish something bad can happen to someone
 
Granted, but that "someone" is you.

I wish Mario and Sonic were still rivals, and not weak "friendly rivals", I mean go-for-the-throat-SNES-versus-Genesis-days rivals.
 
Granted, but Mario wins every time and Sonic loses miserably

I wish Yoshi could get kidnapped by Donkey Kong for once
 
Granted, but Toadette leaves too

I wish Toadette had a main role in a good game for once
 
Granted, my ideal temperature of cool is 36 degrees Celsius

I wish I had a good job that I enjoy
 
Granted, but you don't get the Super Ultra Mega Giga Chicken form, which is way better than the Super Form

I wish I had the Super Ultra Mega Giga Chicken form.
 
Granted, but his androids still live

I wish Sonic did not have so many look-alikes
 
Granted, but that means no Metal sonic, Shadow, Silver, or Scourge (from comics).

I wish Robotnik was still named Robotnik.
 
(That's great news to me)

I wish Tails would get a main role in a Sonic game.
 
Granted, but you don't have the system it is on. The game, though, gets a 10/10 on every gaming website and magazine in the world.

I wish Rayman was actually respected for who he is.
 
Granted, but Globox starts starring in his own games. Not that I hate Globox, but I'm just corrupting your own wish

I wish I have the latest Rayman game right now
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back