Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Wish granted, but the computer blows up on your face. I wish I have a chocolate cake right now
 
Granted, but you get murdered by Tac Nayn.

I wish I could have wheels installed on me so I can escape this nightmare of a ride, It's a Small World.
 
Granted, but you're the chap that dies for this

I wish I had an endless supply of Coke
 
Granted, but you become a hill with eyes

I wish not so many things have eyes in Mushroom Kingdom
 
Granted, you bounce off of them into a bottomless pit.

I wish I checked this game more often.
 
Granted, this is the only topic you're allowed to post in

I wish I had more rights
 
Granted, I can't think of a way to ruin the wish.

I wish I could think of a way to ruin the wish.
 
Granted, it bites you in the butt

I wish I had an omelet
 
Granted, it's very hot and is on your face.

I wish I didn't have a splinter in my finger.
 
Granted, you have a splinter in your butt instead

I wish I am very knowledgeable
 
SuperMario25 said:
wish granted you get wheels and become part of the ride

i wish i could eat unlimited burgers and not die
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...but I was already part of the ride...

Granted, but fire gets in your ear instead.

I wish I could visit the Forest of Hope.
 
Granted, but you're hopeless when your pikmin run away from you.

I wish I had a Fiat 500 (not the new one, the original 1960s version.)
 
Granted, but the Waddle Dee in your sig eats it because it looks like a cake.

I wish I had my own TV show.
 
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