Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Mariorules25]

Wish granted you get ran over by one

i wish upcoming games would come faster

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but they come so fast that they hit you in the face.

I wish I had something that in no way could possibly kill me, injure me, or backfire.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but this thing belongs to me

I wish I had Mario Kart 7

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you lose your 3DS the day before you're supposed to recieve it in the mail.

I wish I was invincible.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, only for one second

I wish I was permanently immortal

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you're not invincible, and you're kicked around like a ragdoll for the next 500,000 years.

I wish was

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but Bowser dies

I wish it is cooler over here

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but it's a blizzard.

I wish there was a Mario movie that wasn't total crap. Preferably featuring Charles Martinet.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but it features Baby Luigi

I wish for something to eat

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but it features Baby Luigi

I wish for something to eat

That's not so bad, it's like a scene at the beginning showing Mario and Luigi as babies.

Granted, but it's slop.

I wish I could compete in Big Brother 14.

 

[Ray Trace]

But it still features Baby Luigi, not Mario as you would expect

Granted, but you lose

I wish I was a bird

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but the air is so thin in the sky that you faint and die.

I wish I was in Denver right now.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but you lose all your money there

I wish we can survive from collapsing buildings from earthquakes

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but cancer gets us all.

I wish I had a better wish than this one.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, the impact of the backfire is greater

I wish wishes wouldn't come and bite me in the butt

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but they bite you somewhere else that's more painful.

I wish I had more wishes

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but you already have an unlimited supply have wishes

I wish I had Fairy Godparents

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but they disown you.

I wish I was taller.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but you're FATTER as well

I wish America wasn't so fat

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but then we'd not have California within our borders lol. (You said AMERICA wasn't so fat, right? Not it's citizens? LOL.)

I wish I had some nice, juicy, tasty Mutton.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but I eat it

I wish I had Coke to drink

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but I drink it.

I wish I had Mutton that could only be eaten by me. Otherwise, it's as hard as a rock and it breaks the other persons' teeth.

 

[Smashley]

Granted. It was poisoned.

I wish I had more Yoshi stuff.

 

[Pandapowah]

Granted. It was poisoned.

I wish I had more Yoshi stuff.

Wish granted, but I stole all of it.
I wish I have a nice mango smoothie.

 

[Smashley]

Granted. It was poisoned.

I wish I had Yoshi stuff that wasn't stolen.