Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[UltraMario]

Granted, but an anvil falls on you.

I wish I was Baby Luigi.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but a hail the size of a minivan falls on you. Fully loaded minivans.

I wish we're in gelatin brand gelatin.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you drown in it.

I wish I was Pinkie Pie.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but an anvil falls on you. And another. And you get stars twirling all around you, dizzy looking.

I wish I had a magic copy machine.

 

[UltraMario]

BTW, if I was Pinkie Pie, I'd be able to detect somethin' about to fall on me with my twitchy tail.

Granted, but Baby Luigi clones take over the universe.

I wish I was Twilight Sparkle.

 

[Ray Trace]

An anvil still falls on you out of nowhere. And if you move out of the way, the anvil still follows you, just like in cartoons

Granted, but I become Cosmo, your Fairy Godparent who causes a lot of trouble

I wish I owned a Porsche

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you explode.

I wish I could visit a Title Screen.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but a safe falls on you

I wish an anvil would fall on me. Along with elephants and a piano.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but the elephant poops on you.

I wish I could visit Make Eggs, Throw Eggs.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but a hungry Luma eats the eggs you just pooped out (gross)

I wish I was a Paratroopa

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but Mario jumps on you and your wings fall off.

I wish I was Yoshi.

 

[ToxBox]

Granted, but Kamek make magic anvil fall on you

I wish that I got million of anvils is on floor

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you trip and get brain injury.

I wish I could visit Touch Fuzzy Get Dizzy.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you touch a fuzzy and get dizzy. Then an anvil falls on you. Then another. Then one more.

I wish I was immune to being hit on the head with anvils.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you're not immune to gettin' hit on the head by saves.

I wish I was Shadow the Hedgehog.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but people who hated Shadow would kill you.

I wish I was Dr. Eggman.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but your plans get foiled by Sonic the Hedgehog.

I wish I was Dr. Robotnik.

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Granted, but your plans get foiled by Sonic the Hedgehog.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but the low altitude means that you suffocate and die.

I wish I was an anthropomorphic mushroom.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

Granted, but someone eats you regardless.

I wish I had a delicious cheeseburger that won't injure me in any way.

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Granted, but everybody kills you because they wanted it.

I wish existed.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but his games are boring, cuz the MK doesn't

I wish I had a cat that wouldn't agigate my father's allergies.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

I wish I had a delicious cheeseburger that won't injure me in any way.

Granted, but everybody kills you because they wanted it.

Is killing not a form of injury?

I wish for the same thing I wished for last time.

Oh, and Toad, you get a dog that agitates his allergies.

 

[Yoshiwaker]

I wish I had a delicious cheeseburger that won't injure me in any way.

Granted, but everybody kills you because they wanted it.

Is killing not a form of injury?

The burger didn't injure you at all. The poeple did.

Granted, but everybody kills you because they wanted it.

I wish I had a flying car.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you crash into a buildin'.

I wish I could visit Delfino Square.