Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you fall off a building, and you can't hover with FLUDD.

I wish I had a FLUDD

 

[Gumball Machine]

Granted, but it's broken so it can't do anything.

I wish I had a pizza.

 

[UltraMario]

Delfino Square from MK, not Plaza.

Granted, but I eat it.

I wish I could go into Mario Kart DS.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

I wish I had a FLUDD

Granted, but it's broken and can't do anything. Post conflict. He said what I would have said, though.

You go in, but can't get back out and you are now a poorly rendered character.

I wish I had a delicious cheeseburger that no one else knew about and won't injure me in any way, and doesn't cost anything.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you're run over by an RV.

I wish I had a fully operational indestructable (bar a 2 meter hole in the top that leads to the main reactor, that someone could shoot a photon torpedo down) battle station

 

[Dr. Javelin]

Someone shoots a proton torpedo down the hole and you blow up.

I wish there were no post conflicts.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but there would be stupid replies instead.

I wish I could visit Luigi's Mansion.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you're trapped.

I wish I could build stuff like Phineas and Ferb.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but no one likes your inventions.

I wish I was Luigi.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but an anvil falls on you

I wish 6x character sizes are possible to play as in Brawl

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but everyone dies easily because they're too big for the stages.

I wish I was Mario.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but I hate you

I wish I was Baby Luigi

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you already are.

I could visit World 1-1.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but you fall into a pit

I wish for a wish that doesn't backfire on me

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but nothin' happens.

I wish Super Mario Land 2 was on the 3DS Virtual Console.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you don't have the money to buy it.

I wish I was not on my computer right now.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, you're outside in the hot sun, digging up trying to find the underground city of the mole people

I wish cherries didn't have pits

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but they have bullets instead.

I wish I could play the Humoresque of a Little Dog.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but you're forced to play it until the end of eternity, over and over.

I wish can't be hungry or thirsty anymore

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you will be in a minute.

I wish for something.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but an anvil falls on your head.

I wish I was a monkey.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but Cosmo likes monkeys

I wish for all the pests to die out

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but it would cause an apocalypse.

I wish I was a dog.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you drink from a toilet bowl.

I wish dogs didn't drink from toilet bowls.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but they drink alcohol instead.

I wish I could visit Muda.