Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but you lose skill anywhere else

I wish I had better talent

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I have better talent then you.

I wish I was K.K. Slider.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but you have no skill

I wish my Pokemon were strong

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you give them steroids and they get banned from the Pokemon League.

I wish I was a dalmatian.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but you'd have 100 brothers that would bother you to death.

I wish I was Clock Tower.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I kill you for impersonatin' me.

I wish I could play K.K. Condor.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but a safe falls on you

I wish I wasn't so bored

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but a safe falls on you.

I wish I could play an acoustic guitar.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but the guitar you got for your birthday because you learned doesn't work.

I wish I owned Google.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but an anvil falls on you.

I wish I could visit Hyrule Field.

 

[Mariorules25]

Wish granted,you visit and get killed by Ganon

i wish would be my best friend

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but he would kill you because he's so used to doing that to Bowser.

I wish Luigi was real.

 

[Mariorules25]

Wish Granted,Luigi turns into weegee and stares at you forever

i wish nobody would grant this wish

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but an anvil falls on you anyway.

I wish Mario was in Pokemon

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but Pokemon would fail and everyone would hate you because it was all your fault.

I wish Nintendo was more popular.

 

[Mariorules25]

Wish granted,it becomes so popular that the whole universe blows up

i wish a wish a wish

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but an anvil falls on you.

I wish I could visit the Battlerock Galaxy.

 

[Mariorules25]

wish granted,but you cant breath in space

i wish became

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but he wouldn't make as much money.

I wish I was Kingfin.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but you'd only have bones.

I wish I lived in a mansion.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but it's haunted.

I wish I was Bouldergeist.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but Mario would pwn you.

I wish I was King Boo.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you're vacuumed by Luigi.

I wish I was a Bomb Boo.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but you'd blow up.

I wish I was Lubba.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you're obese.

I wish I was a fish.