Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but someone would eat you.

I wish I was Mr. Krabs.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but someone fishes for you.

I wish I was a ghost.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but Luigi uses the Poltergust 3000 on you.

I wish I was F.L.U.D.D.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you get destroyed.

I wish I was a Boss.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but Bowser would be better in comparison.

I wish I was Ganondorf.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you already are.

I wish I was Pinkie Pie.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but you'd be pink.

I wish I was Patrick.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you'd be obese. (I wouldn't care if I was pink.)

I wish I could have epic music.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but The final boss music of SMS is way more epic.

I wish I was blue.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you have to listen to the song Blue World everyday.

I wish I was Major Burrows.

 

[Mariorules25]

wish granted,but you get defeated by mario and die

i wish was and

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but he's in a state of depression and commits suicide.

I wish I could dig underground.

 

[Mariorules25]

Granted, but he's in a state of depression and commits suicide.

I wish I could dig underground.

well thats what i want him to do

wish granted,but you get stuck underground and die

i wish was more 8)er

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted. Luigi gets deep frozen

I wish Mario was hot

 

[Mariorules25]

wish granted,he gets so hot that the world burns to death

i wish would stop getting kidnapped

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, Baby Luigi takes her role

I wish Baby Luigi didn't get kidnapped that much

 

[Mariorules25]

wish granted,but bowser takes his place

i wish bowser would stop getting kidnapped

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, he gets revenge. Horrible revenge

I wish Wario was the slowest racer in Mario kart

 

[Mariorules25]

wish granted,he becomes the fastest and kidnappes baby luigi

i wish goombas were not so easy to kill

 

[Ray Trace]

(so I got the opposite of what I wished for :|)

Granted, you can't get past World 1-1

I wish Mario Kart Wii music didn't suck

 

[Mariorules25]

indeed hahahahhaa

wish granted,but it becomes so suckish that your ears bleed

i wish Junior became the new koopa king

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted. He fails at his job, though

I wish Mario became king of the Kingdom

 

[Mariorules25]

wish granted ,but he fails at the job aswell

i wish mario and bowser junior joined forces

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but Luigi, Wario, and Yoshi joined forces against them

I wish Yoshi was evil

 

[Mariorules25]

wish granted,but he becomes so evil that he bites your head off

i wish this face would become this face