Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted but they kill you and take over our planet
I wish Tatanga was the best playable character in a game that contains zero unlock able characters in a good game that i own that will never stop working for a system i own that will never break down
 
Granted but your still trapped in a story book rendering them useless
I wish i could build awesome Snowmen
 
You put a top hat on one of the snowmen, giving it life. But it turns on you and eats you.

I wish I wasn't in storybook anymore.
 
Granted your now stuck in a poster
I wish people wouldn't vote for Hotel Mario as the worst game
 
Hotel Mario becomes 10/10 for every critic. It is overrated, and they make a DS remake. Everyone is so sick and tired of both versions they burn them all and hang everyone who resists.

I wish you hit a block and fell into a bottomless pit.
 
Granted but i grab a ladder and climb out
I wish i had some non deadly non lethal candy that wont kill me if i eat it or have any harmful effects on my body
 
It tastes bad. Yous shrug it off, and go to sleep. But because of the rotten candy, you puke and the pukes falls in the back of your mouth and kills you.

I wish I wasn't in this poster anymore.
 
Granted but you become my obedient mindless servant for the rest of eternity
I wish for some cool sunglasses
 
The sunglasses are too cool that an Pianta hits you in the chest with a baseball bat, and gives them to plumber whose on vacation.

I wish I wasn't your slave any more.
 
The 3DS makes you a slave to Nintendo and for the rest of your life you become a mindless servant constantly drawing box art for new spin- offs.

I wish the poster was gone and I became a spirit which can take control of another body with raw mind power.
 
Granted but since were not playing Control the throne right now none of what happens here affects the events in the control of the throne board
I wish for more Wishes
 
The how did I get in a storybook in this thread?

Anyways, the genies get angry at you and forever torture you.

I wish I had my old body again.
 
Granted your born as a worm and are eaten by a bird
I wish i was a whale
 
Granted but your really a prisoner whos on death row
I wish i was immune to diseases
 
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