Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted. You blow up.

I wish I had a 500-point iQ.
 
Granted, but your glowing attracts predators

I wish I could enjoy a salad
 
(you didn't grant mah wish :[)

Granted, but these coins are only 000000000000.1 of their actual value

I wish I can speak every language fluently
 
Granted, but he starts chewing

I wish this cheap smiley :boshi: didn't exist
 
Granted but people are so sad by it's disappearance that they begin to spam the :posh: smiley to fill the void
I wish for more cowbell
 
Granted, but cows chase after you

I wish I had the initiative to make sprites
 
Granted, but it's currently my powers

I wish I didn't hate this smiley :boshi: so much
 
Granted but you now love it so much you stare at it until you die
I wish i was a bird
 
Granted, but you become a Wavebird (which is a wireless GCN controller)

I wish I was a Mourning Dove
 
Granted, it's a car that doesn't work

I wish this smiley :boshi: didn't suck so much
 
Granted but you love it so much you can't stop looking at it
I wish Babyluigi would stop complaining about the :boshi: Smiley
 
Granted, now I start hating it

I wish I wasn't so mad
 
As your wish is to become less angry, you are super happy. So happy that you dance off a building.

I wish I had immortality.
 
Granted, but I torture you

I wish I didn't get angered so easily
 
Granted, but those arms have feet on the end of them.

I wish I knew what would happen in the afterlife
 
Granted but you realize theirs nothing and that live is meaningless
I wish Family Guy was still good
 
It becomes so good that an angry mob of Simpson fans kill Seth MacFarlane.


I wish whenever I wanted money, I could pull that exact amount out of my pocket.
 
Granted, it dissolves the second that you touch it..

I wish that people would stop arguing about the :boshi: smiley.
 
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