Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Daniel Dyce]

Granted you disappear to
i wish i ruled Finland with an iron fist

 

[Dr. Shroob]

An angry nation nukes Finland, killing you all.

I wish I existed as a Dr. Shroob again.

 

[Daniel Dyce]

Granted but your only 1 inch tall
I wish i owned every mario game

 

[Dr. Shroob]

The gaming community gathers at your house with as a mob because you will butcher the series. They overwhelm the door, stream into your home and kill you and your family.

I wish I was the size of a regular Dr. Shroob.

 

[Daniel Dyce]

Granted but you step on a land mine and explode
I wish for the ability to save lives

 

[Dr. Shroob]

You kill yourself to see what if you can bring yourself back. You can't.

I wish I was no longer in a storybook in control the throne, and was still in my Dr. Shroob Body.

 

[Daniel Dyce]

Granted but you are a political prisoner
I wish people would stop criticizing free games

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but they start criticizing pay ones.

I wish Dr. Shroob would stop connecting his wish to the previous one.

 

[Dr. Shroob]

Granted but you die a horrible and terribly gruesome death at expense of your wish.

I wish I had a Koopa Clown Car.

 

[Daniel Dyce]

Granted but it crashes and you die
I wish their was something good on tv

 

[Dr. Shroob]

The best thing is on your TV. It is a rare yet extremely deadly Golden Posion Dart Frog that kills you.

I wish I had a ladder for decoration.

 

[Daniel Dyce]

Granted it gets stolen
I wish i was the classiest person on this forum

 

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Granted but you abuse the posh smiley and get banned from the forum. (Ohwait.) I wish....*thinks a long time*....Man, I wish I could think quicker. OHWAITNO*fail*

 

[Daniel Dyce]

Granted but your still stupid
I wish i could use the smiley with out consequence

 

[-----]

Granted but you use it too much and get banned from the forum. I wish Rudnicki were here.

 

[Daniel Dyce]

Granted but you use it too much and get banned from the forum. I wish Rudnicki were here.

Being banned from the forums would be a consequence of using the smiley i wished to be able to use it with out consequences so try again :P

 

[Dr. Shroob]

You get murdered by an avid forum reader who hates smileys.

I wish I was a god.

 

[Daniel Dyce]

Granted your the god of bad video games
I wish their was no such thing as a bad video game

 

[Dr. Shroob]

Wish granted at the expense of your life.

I wish I was invincible.

 

[Daniel Dyce]

Granted you fall in a bottom less pit
I wish i was Steve

 

[Dr. Shroob]

You die because Steve died yesterday.

I wish King Bowser was dead.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you die too.

I wish I had a number 127 made out of foam. Don't ask why.

 

[Dr. Shroob]

You get it, but water washes it away.

I wish I had a candy bar.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but it's explosive chocolate.

I wish bad wishes weren't always bad wishes.

 

[Dr. Shroob]

Too bad. They are.

I wish I had some more of that yummy explosive chocalate.