Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Ray Trace]

Granted, you start drinking from a toilet bowl over there

I wish for the ability to soar at light speeds

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you have a heart attack.

I wish I could visit Spin Dig Galaxy.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but Megaleg thing attacks you

I wish I could visit Cosmic Cove Galaxy

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you get trapped inside that tube the Luma was in.

I wish I was Megaleg.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted. Mario destroys you.

I wish I was on the Starship Mario

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but a Hungry Luma eats you.

I wish I could own a Spin Drill.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but you lose it. And it's mine

I wish I had Cloud Ability

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you forget to make a cloud as you fall to your death.

I wish Zhu Zhu Pets weren't evil.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but they're still highly toxic.

I wish I was a Mid Boss.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but I beat you

I wish I have an awesome theme song

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but Guile sues you for stealin' his theme.

I wish I was a Big Boss.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but I beat you

I wish Spongebob had more interesting episode ideas. Possibly a new major character.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but the old Spongebob writers were better.

I wish I could own a castle.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted. I destroy it.

I wish I lived in a pineapple under the sea

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but it rots.

I wish I had moar cowbell.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but it's annoyin'.

I wish I could visit Dragon Roost Island.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but you turn into Toon Link

I wish i was a shapeshifter

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you transform into a toilet.

I wish I was Toon Link.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you're annoying and ugly.

I wish I was Kirby (and no one make a "suck" pun)

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but King Dedede smashes you.

I wish I was Valoo.

 

[Mariorules25]

Granted you fall of a mountain and die

i wish a wish

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, that wish was a falling anvil on your head

I wish I had the ability to create whatever I wanted

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but all you'd be able to create is poop.

I wish I could join the Crimean Army.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, you're the lowest member

I wish I can destroy the world and live

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you won't be able to play and more videogames.

I wish I could play K.K. Crusin'.