Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, you start drinking from a toilet bowl over there

I wish for the ability to soar at light speeds
 
Granted, but Megaleg thing attacks you

I wish I could visit Cosmic Cove Galaxy
 
Granted. Mario destroys you.

I wish I was on the Starship Mario
 
Granted, but you lose it. And it's mine

I wish I had Cloud Ability
 
Granted, but I beat you

I wish I have an awesome theme song
 
Granted. I destroy it.

I wish I lived in a pineapple under the sea
 
Granted, but you turn into Toon Link

I wish i was a shapeshifter
 
Granted, that wish was a falling anvil on your head

I wish I had the ability to create whatever I wanted
 
Granted, you're the lowest member

I wish I can destroy the world and live
 
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