Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted. It was destroyed by a wrecking ball.

I wish I had a superpower.

 

[Smashley]

Granted, you get the power to fly, then fly too close to the sun and burn to ashes.

I wish I could win a game show.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but you would get no prizes.

I wish I owned a TV Channel.

 

[Smashley]

Granted, it has horrible shows and nobody watches it.

I wish you guys would stop ruining my wishes.

 

[mollymoon4]

Granted, but I just did so.

U MAD?

 

[Yoshiwaker]

I wish you had made a wish.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but it was a stupid one.

I wish I was Trollface.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but you're nominated for the Ugliest Guy Ever Award. And everyone hates you.

I wish I made more good sprites.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but no one else would like them except you.

I wish I was a dog.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but you're an ugly pup

I wish I had the ability to transform

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but you'd transform into a toilet.

I wish I was Jake the Dog.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but Jake the Dog is you

I wish I had meat vision

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you're blind.

I wish I could visit Green Hill Zone.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but it explodes

I wish it was cooler here

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but it's a blizzard.

I wish I had some Mello Yello.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you implode.

I wish I was Sonic the Hedgehog.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but I'll be Scourge

I wish I was Espio

 

[UltraMario]

Wait, you've read the Archie Comics? I love those. :D.

Granted, but you get annoyed by Charmy Bee.

I wish I could visit Gritzy Desert.

 

[MCS]

Granted, but it's a desert, the heat kills you.

I wish that I posted here more.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you don't post in anythin' else.

I wish I could visit Luigi Circuit.

 

[Ray Trace]

Wait, you've read the Archie Comics? I love those. :D.

No, but my real life friend has. So I know a little about it.

Granted, but you see the curse of the weird model where Luigi is headless and his head appears under his foot, upside down with one eye (well that's what I see when I view the model of it with a program)

I wish I could visit Moonview Highway

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you get run over by a truck.

I wish I could vist the Overworld.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but you immediately fall through a hole. And an anvil falls on you.

I wish I had the ability to make safes and anvils fall on people

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but they fall on you too.

I wish I was Mario.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but an anvil falls on you

I wish I had an umbrella