Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[UltraMario]

Granted, but he'd implode after that.

I wish I could visit the city that's below Rainbow Road in Mario Kart: Double Dash!!.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but it would suck.

I wish I was a Goomba.

Would it really suck? I would love to see such a game. And Granted, but you die every five minutes by getting your head crushed underneath some idiot plumber's boot.

I wish that Mario had more crossover games. Like SSB, but for other genres.

You know this is a "Good wishes aren't always good wishes" thread. So the wishes aren't good. I would like that game to, but since it is a Good wishes aren't always good wishes thread, it sucks >_<

Anyway,

Granted, but they would be at war at that time and you would be stuck there.

I wish I could race in Mario Kart.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

@ clock tower- Granted, but youve never seen such a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

I wish there was no litter.

@- ganon: Granted, but you are hit by a spiny shell and you die.

I wish there was no litter.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but everyone would be cleanfreaks.

I wish I knew what a rooster was.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you'll be let down.

I wish that this was a good wishes thread.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but it already is.

I wish I was I could play Tetris in real life.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you would be crushed by a falling block.

I wish Toad had a larger role

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but everyone would hate him.

I wish I could ride The Legendary Air Ride Machine.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted but you would throw up.

I wish Sonic 06 didn't suck so hard.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but a certain princess will still make out with an anthropomorphic Hedgehog.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but I have nothing to grant.

I wish bullying was illegal.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but that's too strict.

I wish I could ride the Dragoon.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but my Hydra destroys you

I wish I can ride the Hydra

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but Clock Tower's Dragoon destroys you.

I wish I had a Folding Chair of Awesomeness.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but it's broken

I wish Camelot made more good opening bloopers of the Mario Tennis series

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but they're not funny.

I wish I could jump as high as Mario.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but you run as fast as a sloth at its lowest speed

I wish you can jump high and run fast

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you can only take one hit and cannot pick up a power up.

I wish that Star Trek 12 will not follow the ST11 alternate timeline.

 

[Ray Trace]

(When I said "you", I was referring to yourself)

Granted, but you'll follow it instead

I wish I can traverse through the universe quickly

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

(When I said "you", I was referring to yourself)

Oh you did? I thought you said "I"...

And Granted, but you are captured and assimilated by the Borg.

I wish "Bones" McCoy will win Sidekick Hurt or Heal.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but he ceases to exist after that

I wish I had a remote that lets me go into television

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but didn't you watch Channel Chasers?

I wish Walter Koenig would make an appearance in something related to Star Trek. I like Koenig.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but it's only a cameo

(Yes, I did watch Channel Chasers)

I wish for a video game. A game you can't wish yourself out of!

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you never wished yourself into it.

I wish I had a fully operational battle station.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but currently, it's mine. You said "you had".

I wish I have a fully functional airplane