Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Fazer]

Granted, but they are too kind and fail to stop an Earth invasion.

I wish I never had homework.

 

[A Paragoomba and the Koopa Bros.]

Granted, but schoolwork still exists.

I wish schools never existed.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Granted. Your Congress is 100% filled with people that deny evolution exists and lack critical thinking.

I wish that schools are more fun.

 

[KoopaTroopa]

Granted, but you have an immense amount of homework to make up for it.
I wish I was the terminator

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you terminate everything, including yourself.

I wish all candles were Litwicks.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, they explode in your mouth.



I wish for a gun.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, you got a toy gun.

I wish I never died.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, you keep ageing.


I wish for supremacy.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, you get a supremacy pizza. It's like a speciality pizza, only slightly better.

I wish for Pizza Rolls.

 

[Icemario]

Granted, you'd get sick of them if you eat too many.

I wish for puns.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, everyone gets tired of them.

I wish for a hamburger.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but it's a 5 year old MacDonald's hamburger that still looks the same (which they do after any amount of years).

I wish for Internet Explorer to be eradicated from existance.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but since IE is gone, it is impossible to download the other browsers and access to the internet at all when you buy a new PC.

I wish Google Chrome was pre-installed on PCs.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, you don't have any internet connection if you do that.




I wish for better school meals.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, you need to pay €9999 to eat them.

I wish for ketchup.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Granted. The ketchup is on the floor and a roach suddenly got interested in it, and it decided to investigate.

I wish for a million bucks that can dissolve when I touch it.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, you dissolve with it.



I wish for free Video Games.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, Hotel Mario and Sticker Star are the only free games out there.

I wish I had a hammer.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, it's so heavy you can't lift it.



I wish for a pillow.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but it has chloroform on it.

I wish I owned unlimited Yoshis.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, they all want to eat you.

I wish for a glass of fresh water with no poison.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but there was glue on it and it stuck to your lips.

I wish for limited wishes.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, if you don't wish for all of them in the next minute, bombs will appear from nowhere right in front of you, and because you asked for an infinity of wishes....




I wish for Nothingness.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, the nothingness only affected your body.

I wish for an aproximate knowledge of many things.

 

[Driftmaster130]

Granted, but you soon develop amnesia.
I wish for food.