Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but it's bad tasting low-calorie food.

I wish to have sunglasses.

 

[Driftmaster130]

Granted, but you try to look into the sun with them thinking that nothing will happen but they turn out to be ripoffs and cause severe eye damage.
I wish for more food.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you get five crumbs.

I wish that the Great Pyramids were the Great Spheres.

 

[Driftmaster130]

Granted, but you get trapped in one of the spheres.
I wish I was right-handed.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but it makes you less interesting.

I wish I was left-handed.

 

[YuruNex]

Granted, you don't have a right hand

I wish I had a new 3DS

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, it breaks apart in 2 days.



I wish that I could control Dark Matter.

 

[Amphituber]

Granted, you can no longer control your bladder.

I wish I had a PSone.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, it disentegrates.


I wish I could destroy all annoying stuff....

 

[N64Dude]

Granted but all annoying stuff tries to destory you.

I wish i could change anyone's size.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you can't control you powers, so when you try to grow yourself, you permanently shrink yourself to the atomic level.

I wish for a pet dragon.

 

[N64Dude]

Granted but your pet dragon flys off and never returns

I wish everything on the internet was free for me.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but in return, you must pay a hefty fee for previously free things like freedom and life.

I wish that everyone can only sing.

 

[N64Dude]

Granted but there voices tire out out from singing

I wish i had a millon pounds.

 

[Driftmaster130]

Granted, you gamble and lose.
I wish I was normal.

 

[N64Dude]

Granted


I wish i could be rich.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, you become rich-tasting chocalate.

I wish that the Xbox no longer existed.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, you disappear with it.


I wish that I had infinite intelligence.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but your body focuses so much on your intelligence, you can't do anything else but think.

I wish I was a grandmaster in chess.

 

[N64Dude]

Granted but you focus on chess all your life.

I wish i didn't die.

 

[YuruNex]

Granted, all of your friends do

I wish I had a pool of money

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but some little kid pees in it.

I wish for a world without spelling or grammar mistakes.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, no one knows how to read or write.


I wish for destruction.

 

[Kerrigan]

Granted, it all gets rebuilt.

I wish I was better at Spanish.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, you get so good at it, you forget all other languages, and suddenly, no one speaks Spanish anymore except you.

I wish to be purple.