Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[SUPERZ]

granted, but you've been glued to the couch.

I wish that flipnote studio 3d would come out.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, no one cares.

I wish for that I can see all episodes of Doctor Who.

 

[Cackletta]

The show is 50 years old, that would probably take forever.

I wish I had 1000000000 dollars.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but the world's money drop in value really quickly.

I wish for a delicious hamburger.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, it's my perception of delicious, so it will be suffering.


I wish that I could dissect a student in school.

 

[Cackletta]

Granted, but everyone thinks you're the one killed them.

I wish to see all of the Memes in the world.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, I get to dissect you afterwards.


I wish I could be powerful (not physically).

 

[Cackletta]

Granted, but you go mad with power and destroy the planet.

I wish Pokemon were real.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, they become my very own test subjects.



I wish I could dissect Pokemon.

 

[SUPERZ]

Granted, but Nintendo is furious at you for discecting poor pikachu, makes you pay $∞

I wish I had a n64

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you waste all your life on its addictive qualities, and eventually, all your muscles atrophies except for your hands and fingers and your eyes.

I wish I didn't have to move.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, your house gets invaded by bugs and you are unable to exit your house.

I wish I could legally kill someone.

 

[SUPERZ]

granted, that person was you.

I WISH THE NEXT PERSON WOULD SPEAK IN CAPS.

 

[Fazer]

GRANTED, BUT PEOPLE THINK I'M SHOUTING AT YOU.

I wish my computer was completely virus-free.

 

[SUPERZ]

Granted, but now a new virus thinks this is a great opportunity to bring his friends over....

I wish I met mario.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, he jumps on you.

I wish for something.

 

[SUPERZ]

granted, that something turned out to be a lava pit.

I wish I could have some ice cream

 

[Fazer]

Granted, it melts quickly.

I wish I could wish for a good wish.

 

[Lolcrawler]

But you're good wish isn't always a a good wish :D

I wish that I could be the best gamer ever.

 

[SUPERZ]

Granted, but No one can beat you, and you feel lonely without friends.

I wish I was one of the 100 people Mario gave free Wiius to on an airplane.

 

[Meta Knight]

Granted, but it gets confiscated at the terminal

I wish for a giant pizza

 

[SUPERZ]

Granted, but yoshi eats it.

I wish I could become friends with sonic and shadow.

 

[Icemario]

Granted, Shadow would probably attack you.

I wish I could have a female Amaura.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but it falls in love with you with an affection worse than Ash's Chikorita. (Assuming of course you wouldn't like that)

I wish I can change my username to Smaug now.

 

[Lolcrawler]

But then you get hunted and killed by dwarves

I wish that I would glow in the dark