Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Fazer]

Granted, but being purple is against the law as of today.

I wish I could draw better.

 

[Kerrigan]

Granted, you draw spam stuff.


I wish for nothing

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you should've wished for a new heart.

I wish for a Haunter.

 

[SUPERZ]

Granted, but The haunter got haunted.

I wish that the next person to reply to this thread would be porplemontage (cause he's cool)

 

[DragonFreak]

Porplemontage: Granted, but you only got an impersonation of him.

I wish I am Saphira.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but one of your wings fall off due to human to dragon mutation issues.

I wish Pokemon was real.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but because of your grammar, only one Pokemon became real. And that is a Magikarp, with and everstone forever attatched to it.

I wish world peace.

 

[SUPERZ]

granted, but now there will be allot of hippies.

I wish I had a cookie.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but because of your grammar, only one Pokemon became real. And that is a Magikarp, with and everstone forever attatched to it.

If my grammar was specifying one, it would be "I wish there was a real Pokemon"

Granted, but the cookie is made of flesh.
I wish I was taller.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but because of your grammar, only one Pokemon became real. And that is a Magikarp, with and everstone forever attatched to it.

If my grammar was specifying one, it would be "I wish there was a real Pokemon"

But since the word "Pokémon" can be plural or singular, you used the verb "was", making Pokémon singular. But I digress.
Granted, you grow as tall as the exosphere and sufficate.

I wish to have a really cool sword.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but because you have no experience, you accidentally stab yourself in the heart.

I wish Sylveon was real.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, I kill it.


I wish I could become perfect.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but noone would want to be around you.

I wish I was a kid of the '90s.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but then you feel like an old geezer.

I wish I had Goodra.

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

You got your wish, but you get swallowed in a goop.

I wish they humans had typing like Pokemon do.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but humans are much weaker than Pokémon.........

I wish that Smasher is God.

 

[Kerrigan]

Granted, he's demoted.

I wish 3K was God.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

God of mediocre things.


I wish I was synonymous for excellence.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but someone else copyrights your name and you are not allowed to use it anymore.

I wish Toon Link in SSB4 has a Spirit Tracks moveset.

 

[Kingfawful4321]

Granted, but his moveset is glitchy

I wish I was the supreme ruler of the universe.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but I'm hard of hearing, so I heard "I wish Supremo was the ruler of the universe" instead of you.

I wish Birdo became the most likeable Mario character.

 

[SUPERZ]

Granted, but now yoshi is left out, and decides to retire.

I wish I could have a portal gun

 

[Kerrigan]

Granted, You're arrested because of it.

I wish the bad wishes thread would be stickied.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but in doing, it breaks this Forum.

I wish for a butterfinger.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, you become one.


I wish I could watch TV all day.