Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[marioman1213]

Oh gosh.

I wish I was a Roserade and something WOULDN'T eat me.

 

[Brock]

Oh gosh.

I wish I was a Roserade and something WOULDN'T eat me.

Granted. You are a Roserade. Lawn mower used cut.

I wish I was a mudkip plox.

 

[LN1]

Granted, but you get hit by a No Guard Machamp's hacked Sheer Cold.

I wish for pie that doesn't explode or kill me or harm me or anybody I care about in any way, shape, form, time or space.

 

[Snifit on Stilts]

Okay, It harms you instead.

I wish the chances of finding a shiny Pokemon was 1/8000

 

[Shoko]

Granted, but you're still not lucky enough to find one.

I wish that the next poster won't mess up my wish.

 

[2257]

hi everyone

 

[Brock]

@yoshikong granted: your wish was wasted by 22.

@22 grantes: i greet you hello and fine you 200 dollars for passing go.

i wish mudkips were immune to 1hit kos.

 

[RandomYoshi]

Granted, but the attack hits you instead.

I wish mornings were banned.

 

[Brock]

granted but i still wish you good morning and ask how your nap was even when it's not morning.

i wish i was a mudkip who could not be one hit koed.

 

[LN1]

Granted, but because of the fact it's caused by its new ability(Sturdy), a Mold Breaker Haxorus uses Grass Knot and it gets one hit koed anyways.

I wish that my sentence wasn't so long and it still meant the exact same thing.

 

[RandomYoshi]

Granted, but nobody read it because they've already read it.

I wish for every alarm clock to be destroyed.

 

[Amphituber]

Granted, but people start using roosters again, so it doesn't help.

I wish I had more Sonic the Hedgehog games.

 

[Cirdec]

Granted but you lost all your Mario games.

I wish being more autonomous.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted, but i have no idea what that means, so i will it to fail.

I wish that i wasn't lazy

 

[Cirdec]

Granted but you can't come here anymore.

I wish I don't have so much work to do.

 

[Shyghoul]

Granted,but you become so lazy you can't get up.

I wish,I wish,to use this rhyme,to go back home,until next time.

 

[marioman1213]

You don't go home.

I wish excited.

 

[Lario]

Granted. He gets so excited he ends up peeing on you.

I wish that this wish would bend the rules of this thread and turn out as I want it to be: I want to remain sitting down for now.

 

[NSY]

Granted but users say no

I wish didn't exsit

 

[Shyghoul]

Granted,but it exists instead.

I wish for a post.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted, but it's a spam post and you get banned.
I wish I had Super Mario Sunshine.

 

[Ghostony]

Granted, but it's a spoof picture of twilight with mario standing in the sun panicking at his exposed sparkly face with peach staring at him with a pokerface

I wish I had a 3DS

 

[marioman1213]

Granted but the only game is a Justin Beiber game.

I wish I could walk on water.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but grass is weak against water type. .

I wish I was inside Clanker.

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

granted, but clanker got melted when he was not needed anymore with you inside.




i wish that i had the equipment to record things for youtube.