Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Cirdec]

Granted but no one watches your videos.

I wish for hotter weather.

 

[Shyghoul]

Granted but you melt.

I wish for nothing.

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

you get EVERYTHING!

i wish i had a 3ds

 

[ToxBox]

You get 3 original DS

I wish that I complete everything in RCT3

 

[The Wind Mage]

Granted, but your file erases itself before you can tell anyone or show anyone.

I wish the Four Sword never existed!

 

[Spiky Topps]

Granted, but the next day you slip in some dog poop and then impale yourself on the Four Sword, which, by the way, exists again tomorrow.

I wish that I was immune to Koopa shells.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, but you are now vulnerable to every other enemy.

I wish I was unstompable.


Please Please Please

 

[Spiky Topps]

Granted. But then you get spiked from underneath.

I wish Game Sync didn't run out of energy on Pokémon B/W2

 

[Mario vs. Luigi]

I thought I could live out my dreams in the world

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

I thought I could live out my dreams in the world

Pls respond to Spiky Topps's wish before posting your own.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

'K, who do I answer to????

I wish that I had the Chaos Heart again.

 

[Spiky Topps]

Granted, but then you lose again like you did last time.

I wish people would answer my wishes.

 

[Shyghoul]

Granted,but they don't answer till after you die.


I wish for everything.

 

[Spiky Topps]

Granted, but it all squishes you flat.

I wish for my next wish not to be horribly corrupted

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, but the others will be corrupted.


I wish for 200 pounds...


From "The monkey's paw"

 

[Spiky Topps]

Granted, but then a hyperinflation crisis happens and it becomes worthless.

I wish for the entire global supply of wine.

 

[Yoshi K]

Granted, but all the bottles break before you can drink them.

I wish for more wishes.

 

[Shyghoul]

Wish granted.

I wish I could die.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, but you are revived 1 minute later.


I wish for 987465462310$

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

granted, but it crushes everything you own, including the puppy you just bought.... you monster. i wish that i could be a member of the shroom.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you're fired the next day.

I wish I could visit the Valley of Repose.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, you will repose there... forever!!!!



I wish that I had a 3DS

 

[BowserJunior]

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish I could write for the 'shroom.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, you get fired the next day.

I wish I could play Piranha Plant's Lullaby on Piano.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted. Every piano disappears.


I wish that the 3DS I wished earlier fixes