Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Princess Céline]

Granted, but what would happen to Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

I wish blue whales weren't endangered.

 

[Ash]

Granted, they become extinct.

I wish I could bowl better.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, you can't be perfect

I wish Mario Party 8 was released on the Gamecube

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted, but Koopa Kid still isn't in it

I wish my neck wasn't so stiff

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, but I'd rather have a stiff neck than a loose one.

I wish Melee had a stamina modifier for Stamina battles.

 

[Ash]

Granted, it doesn't work.

I wish November and December didn't have to be so cold.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, but what's gonna happen with the snow?

I wish the "Rotate the control stick" minigames from Mario Party 1 did not exist.

 

[Ash]

Granted, they're replaced with ridiculously strenuous button mashing games.

I wish Richard Dawson were still alive.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, he would pass away at some point.

I wish that the GCN controller's C-stick used the same head as the regular control stick.

 

[Ash]

Granted, it's unresponsive.

I wish someone would invent a battery that you never had to charge.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, but that would take years to implement.

I wish I had a Siamese cat as a pet.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Granted. It explodes right when it breathes.

I wish I could mod more games.

 

[Lord Bowser]

granted, but you get DMCAs from all of the devs

i wish i could have bowser's hair

 

[Ash]

Granted, everyone hates it so you have to get rid of it.

I wish I weren't losing my voice today.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Granted. You lose your eyes.

I wish Nintendo wasn't such an assclown.

 

[TPG]

Granted, they get bought out by Microsoft and are forced to ditch all of their past I.Ps.

I wish the Switch presentation would come earlier.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, but why rush it?

I wish mosquitoes went extinct.

 

[Ash]

Granted, spiders start to infest the earth.

I wish George Michael hadn't died.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Granted.

Bob McKenzie takes his place instead.

I wish that Super Mario Run was better.

 

[TheRaccoonBoy]

Granted.

Bob McKenzie takes his place instead.

I wish that Super Mario Run was better.

Granted, But you still have to pay the $9.99 fare to make it better.

I wish i had a Time Machine.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Granted. It's out of battery and you'll have to time travel to harvest energy from the tongue of C. sanctus.

I wish people would pay attention and take action to curb global warming.

 

[Ash]

Granted, global cooling becomes a thing and we all freeze to death.

I wish people didn't automatically assume I'm right-handed.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Granted. You draw the attention of religious fanatics who start harassing you just on your handedness.

I wish Wario had even more ways to die.

 

[Ash]

Granted, he's invulnerable to all of them.

I wish this room I'm in were cooler.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. The room you're in is now a cooler.

I wish the figure I bought the other day had a sheath for the extra swords.