Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Chair]

no wish lul

I wish for pineapple juice

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, but it was actually from a month ago.

I wish that my ice cream can last for a month.

 

[Chair]

granted, it technically can, it'll just become disgusting liquid

I wish super mario was in real loife

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, but he got run down by a car and died.

I wish that the car's driver would be arrested.

 

[Chair]

Granted, he could mario in real loife by accident and so the police decided to let him out, but he immediately ran away revealing himself as a criminal.

I wish I was famous for a good reason

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, but then people make fun of you as they know you exists.

I wish that people would stop making fun of others.

 

[Chair]

Granted, everyone is so afraid to make fun of others that they wouldn't interact with each other, and now there is no more social interaction.

I wish Luigi was in real loife

 

[Kirbyo]

Granted, but he'd get run over by a car (this sounds familiar...)
I wish Kirby was in real life (I know where this one's going)

 

[Bob Craples]

Granted, he dies and there are no more Kirby games.
I wish for a cool shirt.

 

[Kirbyo]

Granted, but its ichy.
I wish i had a lucky bell (from super mario 3d world).

 

[Bob Craples]

Granted, you can't take the cat suit off and you get taken in.
I wish for Waluigi in Smash

 

[Kirbyo]

Granted, but he's an assist trophy

I wish for steve in smash.

 

[Bob Craples]

He's already in Smash.

I wish for sanei to make a new Louie plush from Pikmin.

 

[Kirbyo]

He's already in Smash.

I wish for sanei to make a new Louie plush from Pikmin.

He is? why didn't anyone tell me? (jk late april fools)

 

[Bob Craples]

He is? why didn't anyone tell me? (jk late april fools)

Okay but say your wish at least

 

[Kirbyo]

Okay but say your wish at least

we gotta do yours first.

 

[Chair]

this became confusing so imma do mine
I wish to have every switch game

 

[Kirbyo]

this became confusing so imma do mine
I wish to have every switch game

Granted, but half of them suck.
i wish to be the wish granter

 

[Chair]

Granted, but EVERY genie goes into a lamp! (I did the funny reference)

I wish I was free

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, but you wandered off to the forest and got chased by a wild beast. People heard the news and built a wall around the forest, so you are stuck in the forest.

I wish that I could save the user Carl wheezer.

 

[Bob Craples]

Granted, the wolves get you too.
I wish Sunshine 2 would happen.

 

[Kirbyo]

Granted, the wolves get you too.
I wish Sunshine 2 would happen.

Granted, but the the controls sucked as mach as they did in the first game.
i wish for the guy below me to do a wish for me.

 

[Chair]

ok, I'll get a wish and you won't.

I wish I was saved

 

[Bob Craples]

Granted, you're saved by Nintendo and you get a cease and desist for liking their games.
I wish for themes in the Switch

 

[Chair]

Granted, Nintendo wasted all of their money on it and now they can't make games anymore

I wish I could go into a painting just like in mario 64