Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Primarina]

granted, but you step on it.
I wish to be able to mod any pokemon game by thinking about it

 

[Renjamin]

granted, but you step on it.
I wish to be able to mod any pokemon game by thinking about it

Granted, but this means Nintendo has the legal right to publicly execute you

I wish I could make some new friends, and not go off the deep end (I must be out of my head)

 

[Bugzzy]

Granted, but you made some new enemies too.

I want to be good at arts and crafts.

 

[sparki]

granted, but you can only use cardboard and washable paint

i wish i had the famicom gameboy micro

 

[Sweet Snow]

Granted but it's battery died so you can't play it
I wish everyone loves my cat

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted, but everyone hates you too.

I wish that I didn't have to install Mario Teaches Typing CD-ROM Deluxe in 86box.

 

[Jackie Frost]

Granted, you have to get a really old and clunky machine

I wish that I could make sentient clones of myself to play co-op with

 

[SMB Christmas Special]

Granted, you have to get a really old and clunky machine

I wish that I could make sentient clones of myself to play co-op with

Granted, but each clone believes that they are the real you. Also you can't de-spawn them, I hope you have enough food and beds for everyone.

I wish that I could learn to juggle.

 

[Primarina]

granted, but everything you juggle catches on fire.

I wish to be able to play as a female character even in games where you normally can't.

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

You can, but it takes away the rest of the game.

I wish to be able to travel through dimensions.

 

[MegaBowser64]

You can, but each time you travel you lose an appendage.

I wish I could be Supreme Ruler of the Honorable Statehood of America for a day.

 

[Primarina]

granted but I messed up the wish completely because I've never heard of the Honorable Statehood of America.
I wish for Boonboomger's rangers to be this:
Leader: Boonboom Red (constantly states she's a girl and a flashback reveals her to be AMAB) Lancer: Boonboom Pink Chick: Boonboom Yellow Big Guy: Boonboom Green Smart Guy: Boonboom Blue Sixth Ranger: Boonboom Gold. all of them are female

 

[MegaBowser64]

granted, but you have to forget what Boonboomger is for the rest of your life

I wish for Mcdonald's to have salads again

 

[Yoshi360]

Granted, but there are bugs crawling in them!

 

[Power Flotzo]

A scalding-hot bowl of soup falls on your head because you didn't make a wish.

I wish looking at this thread made me feel more Y2K nostalgia.

 

[MegaBowser64]

Granted, but Y2K retroactively happens and the internet dies forever.

I wish my chicken nuggets came with sauce.

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

Granted, but it's your least favourite sauce

I wish I had every Lego set ever made.

 

[SparksMarioWiki]

Your wish is granted, but the amount of LEGO sets are overwhelming because of their very detailed and complex instructions + the amount of LEGO bricks you could very easily step on that would hurt your feet very badly.

I wish I met Twilight Sparkle!

 

[MegaBowser64]

Granted, but Twilight Sparkle becomes your worst enemy.

I wish I could do a backflip

 

[Roy "Bully" Koopa]

You do a backflip badly and shatter your spine. Now you're paralyzed forever.

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

You are turned into a sandwich for not making a wish.

I wish I could shapeshift.

 

[Primarina]

granted, but only into Disney characters who don't even match your skin color.
speaking of Disney, I wish for Hailey and Kristine from the Disney cartoon Hailey's On It to be girlfriends.

 

[Fizzle]

Granted, but all other girls in Disney history hate them.

I wish I could become the main character in any video game.

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, but your video game is not popular.

I wish that my works are very popular.

 

[SparksMarioWiki]

Your wish is granted, but your works become so popular that a crowd of fans never leaves you alone.

I wish I moved to Switzerland!