Good wishes aren't always good wishes

First of all:

Granted. You visit it for a second, and then the world ends.

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Granted. I come with you and accidentally blow up some dynamite.

I wish for more wishes!

I use these extra wishes to do this:

I wish nobody would corrupt this wish, or any other wishes I ever make.
I wish Smashy would become my servant for all of eternity.
I wish I could be more active on this forum.
I wish for money.
I wish the poster after me will die a terrible, terrible death.
I wish for MORE WISHES >:D
 
Granted, Nobody is the name of a person.
Granted, Smashy is the name of my pet fly, and he becomes your servant instead.
Granted, you make one more post per day than usual.
Granted, you get a penny.
Granted, so do you.
Granted, but they aren't for you.

I wish this topic wasn't dead for three days.
 
Granted. You die one second after finishing it of boredom.

I wish I could RULE DA WORLD!!!

(and I would be a great leader, so don't do the cliche and claim that)
 
Granted, you fly right into the sun.

I wish I knew what to wish for.
 
Granted, but it's way too hot and you burn your tongue.

I wish I didn't have so much homework :[
 
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