Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Bob Craples]

Granted, it takes you to the underworld
I wish for a new Wario Land game.

 

[Chair]

Granted, it happens in the underworld
I wish there was a new Warioland game that didn't happen in the underworld

 

[Bob Craples]

Why would you put me in this position

Granted, the only copy is destroyed before anyone can play it.
I wish for sanei to make another Louie plush.

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, you bought the plush but it broke!

I wish that I can make plushes.

 

[Chair]

Granted, they look like sht

I wish this wish was good

 

[Bob Craples]

Granted, it goes bad over time.
I wish for Moto Moto.

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, but he messes up your house, leaving you to clean up his mess.

I wish for a vacuum cleaner.

 

[Kirbyo]

Granted, you're saved by Nintendo and you get a cease and desist for liking their games.
I wish for themes in the Switch

granted, but there all waluigi time theemed
i wish for my nintendo switch online membership to activate

 

[Kirbyo]

granted, but there all waluigi time theemed
i wish for my nintendo switch online membership to activate

woops

 

[Bob Craples]

granted, but there all waluigi time theemed

How is that a bad thing?

 

[Kirbyo]

How is that a bad thing?

do you want waluigi on your switch? @Waluigi Time

 

[Bob Craples]

Yes.

 

[Bob Craples]

Waluigi is the only thing I want on my switch.

 

[Kirbyo]

Yes.

what

 

[Bob Craples]

what

do you not obey the Waluigi gods?

 

[Kirbyo]

do you not obey the Waluigi gods?

what waluigi gods? well either way i don worship any because they attack dreamland EVERY TWO SECONDS.

 

[Bob Craples]

Then you will be terminated by the most powerful Waluigi god. @Waluigi Time

 

[Power Flotzo]

Can we please not get off topic?

i wish for my nintendo switch online membership to activate

Granted. You get a message saying it activated, but none of the benefits (i.e., the NES and SNES games).
I wish to eat a big onigiri.

 

[Kirbyo]

granted, but it wasn't made by brock.
I wish for some stupendous stew from mario oddysse.

 

[Primarina]

Do i want do know what a hawk moth is?
Granted, but i dont know what your talking about, and in that case, the universe is destroyed in confusion.

this comment is not a wish. I just want you to know both hawk moth and the peacock miraculous are from miraculous: the adventures of ladybug and cat noir

 

[Flowey]

granted, but it wasn't made by brock.
I wish for some stupendous stew from mario oddysse.

Granted, it's been left out since I was banned.


I wish this site had dark mode.

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, but porplemontage forgot to change the text's color, so every text is very hard to read.

I wish that porplemontage replied to more threads.

 

[Flowey]

Granted, but it's to lock them for some idiotic reason.

I wish Funky Kong was in more games.

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, but he made the games funky.

I wish that Kiddy Kong can be revived by Nintendo like Donkey Kong Jr.

 

[Flowey]

Granted, he's the villain in a horror game where he kills everyone.


I wish I could be there