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  • Use min speed max acceleration Baby Luigi in Mario Kart 8! Best decision of my life!
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    Xiahou Ba
    Xiahou Ba
    Describe the combo
    Nic
    Nic
    Use a car like a biddy buggy and wheels with low speed and high exceleration.
    Xiahou Ba
    Xiahou Ba
    Im more of a Mr. Scooty person myself.
    Is that supposed to be baby Luigi in your profile picture?
    Toadettefan
    Toadettefan
    It's their OC. Yes, it does look like Baby Luigi face-wise, but the clothing is very different and the nationality of the character in the pfp is Russian. The character's name is Ray Trace.
    Xiahou Ba
    Xiahou Ba
    Baby Luigi is my all time favorite character so yeh
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    Fun fact about Ray Trace: he didn't originally brag about his talents too much, he was mostly, "My name is Ray Trace! I am third in command of the Protectors, and I shall lend you a HELPING HAND." and his running gag was that he'd remind people he is third in command of the Protectors.
    did you know "m" hotkeys to hovering over your profile, "," hotkeys into hovering your pms, and "." hotkeys into your notifications

    source: i accidentally bumped into those keys and found out
    Just here to say I love love love the Protector mods you have for SSBU. (If I was adept at that, I would mod in a bunch of random junk lol.)
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    Xiahou Ba
    If you modded your switch and smash bros I am more than happy to share them with you!
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    people on the internet need to realize that saying stupid things or behaving in a stupid manner doesn't require that you be diagnosed with a mental disorder.
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Here are Wario and Waluigi
    Just for you!

    Now you have to return the favor and send a Wario to my profile 🤪
    Redshift: I am hearing reports of Ray Trace being kidnapped.
    Dark Light: WHAT!?
    Redshift: We are still gathering information on this...
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    Xiahou Dun
    Xiahou Dun
    Mario: *cracks knuckles*
    Xiahou Ba
    Xiahou Ba
    Kontrast: I'm willing to bet he'll spin this as a POSITIVE thing. Like, he'll say, oh I'm so handsome, that's why they went after me first!
    Cocoa
    Cocoa
    Chroma Key: I'm about to whip somebody's ass...
    2022 is not good.

    Only way it can redeem itself is if Russia pulls out of Ukraine, Ukraine, Finland, and Sweden join NATO, and Putin and his oligarchs got stripped of their powers and wealth (all gone towards fixing the damage they did to countless countries, including Russia) and flung off a cliff while the Russian Federation establishes legit democratic elections.

    It won't make 2022 amazing by any means but that's the bar I'm setting.
    Xiahou Ba
    Xiahou Ba
    Personal life talking? Nothing too spectacular, I'm still out of a job and need to find one. However I did get to see my sister for my birthday which is literally the best thing that happened this year and nothing can top that unless I see her again later this year.

    It's still not going to rank well in my end of the year musing when December rolls around though, despite my personal life, and this is especially how the US midterms go. 2022 can easily be worse than 2021.
    Barby Koala
    Barby Koala
    I feel you, Ray. As I've said earlier today, 2022 has been a pretty bad year for me so far as well. My grandpa died, my online life is a mess, that war criminal Putin is trying to conquer Ukraine so he can have all of the country's natural resources to himself...This year has been no fun for me so far. I hope that I can start getting my life back on track during this month and then keep my life on track for the rest of the year, because if not, I might go down a dark path I really don't wanna go down.
    Blitzo
    Blitzo
    There's always something bad going on, just as there's always something good. Personally, this year's been pretty good. I've been having fun with my youtube channel.
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    Make love, not hate. Say no to war.
    Wario Car
    Xiahou Ba
    Xiahou Ba
    Not the Wario Car, the Taxis are modeled after 1950's styled cars which do include Cadillac Eldorados, but not all of them fit exactly the mold.
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    Xiahou Ba
    But yeah, why HASN'T the Wario Car been a selectable car in any Mario Kart past Double Dash? And why hasn't the Wario Bike even returned? They're nice references to Wario Land and WarioWare respectively.
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    Hooty
    Wario hadn't paid his down payments so the cars were impounded
    When will you become a protector?
    Xiahou Ba
    Xiahou Ba
    Any minute now....any minute now...
    Xiahou Dun
    Xiahou Dun
    I sent you DMs on Discord but you respond to MarioBoards push notifications sooner??? MarioBoards push notifications are a mistake, duuuuude!
    Xiahou Ba
    Xiahou Ba
    My bird hates you, that's why.
    I'm down with being sick from food poisoning, great way to start February.

    Also I even lost balance and collapsed on the floor at 6 am trying to get water with my hearing muffled and my awareness being foggy, couldn't even get up and that was honestly a pretty terrifying experience. Water and lying on bed did solve these but yeah I'm feeling weak right now as I type this.
    Fuck I have a feeling the conspiracy theorists are a bunch of blabbering idiots who don't actually know what they're talking about...

    Hey, you would be angry too if you were promised the vaccine would turn you into a Protector.
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    Zdrmonster Productions
    Zdrmonster Productions
    I dropped my vaccine shot into my mouth, and my green body started glowing! What are they making those out of?
    Last night I had a dream where Ray Trace took a picture of Sephiroth using the toilet, intending to spread that image online and I was absolutely howling with laughter in that dream.

    Also I was worried to death about Ray Trace's future life prospects for some reason.
    Xiahou Ba
    Xiahou Ba
    I think the later dreams of Ray Trace getting killed are the same one.
    Hooty
    Hooty
    Dark Light: YOU DID WHAT?!

    Ray Trace: I took a picture of Sephiroth on the toilet! Isn't it-

    *Ray is exploded by Sephiroth's neutral special*
    Czario
    Czario
    In your subconscious mind, you are so afraid for your son. He's a big strong boy, he can protect himself now. I'm sure he won't take a single unnecessary risk.
    I got my COVID booster shot and now I will slowly morph into a Protector like the conspiracy theorists predicted.
    Flygon64
    Flygon64
    A mob of Ray Trace boomers cause havoc as Kontrast slowly goes insane in a corner
    Waluigi Time
    Waluigi Time
    Cool, do you get to pick which one or are you going to be a new one??
    Xiahou Ba
    Xiahou Ba
    They say you get to be a new one, and the energy blade you activate will be your favorite color automatically.

    Your name would have to be legally changed however, not even being a Protector speeds up the US legal system process.
    Red is my favorite color but Redshift isn't my favorite Protector unfortunately. 😥
    Hooty
    Hooty
    Ulmer Fudd
    Xiahou Ba
    Xiahou Ba
    Ray Trace: Hey Ultra Violet. Catching any wabbits today?
    Ultra Violet: WHAT?
    Ray Trace: Shhh. Be very quiet. Wabbit season.
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    Hooty
    Daffy: Rabbit season!

    Bugs: Duck season.

    Ray Trace: Ray Trace season!

    *guns fire at Ray Trace*
    I uh, I have a boyfriend now. Officially since Jan 8.
    Xiahou Ba
    Xiahou Ba
    Boyfriend I met was a demiromantic/demisexual, technically on the ace spectrum, so I was extremely lucky he found me attractive (it was because of my job at MicroCenter, and he found practically everything I did attractive likely because he loved my personality). I think I might consider myself a demiromantic too (still an asexual though), so that's why we're very compatible.
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    Will Solace
    Will Solace
    I'm not demiromantic even though I thought I used to be its definition, but explaining my sexual orientation can confuse people more than it should, many times when I've explaining "I'm still occasionally attracted to girls, I'm just much, much more attracted to guys" some people have said "so then you're basically gay" and then I have to explain to them "no, that does not fit the definition of gay, I'm still attracted to girls, just very occasionally/once in a blue moon" and then they say "so then you're bi". Though to be fair being right on the line between bisexual and gay can be very confusing for what to select in a sexual orientation poll with only "bisexual" and "gay" being some of the options when I'm right on the line between both sexual orientations
    zel
    zel
    hello fellow ace also congrats
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