Zork

Colonel Harland Sanders said:
Amphituber said:
>*bleep* pants in terror

>examine Shadow Grue
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It's DragonFreak's turn. I'll let you play when he dies.
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M'kay.
 
Torch

Score: 0

Moves: 1






> Light torch



With what? You don't have a lighter, or any matches. While reading this, a Shadow Grue leaps out at you.
◦Do nothing
◦Fight the Grue
◦Decide later
◦Kill The Grue
 
Torch

Score: 0

Moves: 1.5






> wait



...

...

...

...

...

Don't be clever.
◦Do nothing
◦Fight the Grue
◦Continue to wait
 
> Fight the Shadow Grue



Fight it with what?
•Use extreme sarcasm
•Use mop
•Use torch
 
> Light torch



With what? You don't have a lighter, or any matches. While reading this, a Shadow Grue leaps out at you.
•Do nothing
•Fight the Grue
•Decide later
•Kill The Grue
 
Zork 1: The Great Underground Empire

Score: 0

Moves: 0




C:\> Run "Zork"_

ZORK I: The Great Underground Empire

Copyright © June 22, 1979, 2005, 2006, 200X Unfocom, Inc. All rights reserved.

Revision 69105 / Serial Number 1.5

There is a leaflet on the floor.
> take leaflet


Stolen.
> read leaflet


Welcome to the Zork page. In this space you will experience some of the most thrilling text action ever devised. It is a game of high skills and low cunning. In this adventure you will find some of the most dangerous creatures you've ever seen like e-

The rest of the leaflet has been torn. Eurg!!
> look


You are in a nondescript room of nondescript size. Exits are to the north, south, and west. Oh, and there's a Grue over there in the corner.

There is half a leaflet next to the Grue.
◦North
◦South
◦East
◦West
◦inventory
◦Take rest of leaflet
◦pwn grue lol

If you want, you can also:
◦restore saved game
◦consult in-game help
◦open start menu
◦call tech support
 
West of House

Score: 0

Moves: 1





> go west


This is an open field west of a white house with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here with "1600 Pennsylvania Avenue" written on it.

There is also a monkey, and a path leading in the direction of Dennis.
> open door


It's boarded shut. You must've arrived here through, I dunno, the catflap or something.
> Open catflap


You're an idiot.
> Open idiot


No.
> Open n-


Okay, I'll take pity on you. Lemme give you a hint - what you should do now does not involve grues.
> Gee thanks


No problem!
◦examine monkey
◦open mailbox
◦fight mailbox
◦stroke mailbox
◦go north
◦go east
◦Dennis
◦keep going west
◦eat monkey
 
MONKEY CRUELTY

Score: 0

Moves: 2





> eat monkey



You ate the monkey!! Unfortunately, it is not dead, and is squirming around in your stomach.


> ew



The monkey bursts out of your mouth, and declares a challenge.

Accept challenge
 
Monkey fight

Score: 0

Moves: 0





> fight monkey



The monkey attacks you with a lasso! You take 20 damage.

You: 80/100

Monkey: 100/100
◦Knife him
◦Summon an anvil
◦Fetch a grue
 
Monkey fight

Score: 0

Moves: 0





> summon anvil



The anvil falls out of the sky and nails you in the head for 80 damage.

You: 0/100 Monkey: 100/100




It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.


> examine me


You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.
◦ enter gates of Hell
◦ fly up
◦ restore
 
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