Zork
- Thread starter Magikrazy
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santanoice
I can see through time
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- She / They
Ayy
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- #129
K sorry I'm late I just got my internet reset.
There is a leaflet on the floor.
> take leaflet
Stolen.
> read leaflet
Welcome to Zork. In this game you will experience some of the most thrilling text action ever devised. It is a game of high skills and low cunning. In this adventure you will find some of the most dangerous creatures you've ever seen like e-
The rest of the leaflet has been torn. Eurg!!
> look
You are in a nondescript room of nondescript size. Exits are to the north, south, and west. Oh, and there's a Grue over there in the corner.
There is half a leaflet next to the Grue.
◦North
◦South
◦East
◦West
◦inventory
◦Take rest of leaflet
◦eat grue
If you want, you can also:
◦restore saved game
◦consult in-game help
◦open start menu
◦call tech support
There is a leaflet on the floor.
> take leaflet
Stolen.
> read leaflet
Welcome to Zork. In this game you will experience some of the most thrilling text action ever devised. It is a game of high skills and low cunning. In this adventure you will find some of the most dangerous creatures you've ever seen like e-
The rest of the leaflet has been torn. Eurg!!
> look
You are in a nondescript room of nondescript size. Exits are to the north, south, and west. Oh, and there's a Grue over there in the corner.
There is half a leaflet next to the Grue.
◦North
◦South
◦East
◦West
◦inventory
◦Take rest of leaflet
◦eat grue
If you want, you can also:
◦restore saved game
◦consult in-game help
◦open start menu
◦call tech support
santanoice
I can see through time
- Pronouns
- She / They
What's a Grue
I'll look at the leaflet
I'll look at the leaflet
santanoice
I can see through time
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I thought it was like broken in two or w/e
Take the rest and go north to Canada
Take the rest and go north to Canada
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- #133
Ok, but you just do one thing at a time in this game.
Leaflet
Score: 0
Moves: 1
> examine leaflet
Which one? The grue is getting closer.
> the one on the floor
Ah.
It says,"eurgs and grues." The grue is 5 steps away.
> RUN!!!!!!!
You run into the grue's mouth. Be more specific!
It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.
As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.
> examine me
You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.
◦ enter gates of Hell
◦ fly up
◦ restore
Leaflet
Score: 0
Moves: 1
> examine leaflet
Which one? The grue is getting closer.
> the one on the floor
Ah.
It says,"eurgs and grues." The grue is 5 steps away.
> RUN!!!!!!!
You run into the grue's mouth. Be more specific!
It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.
As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.
> examine me
You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.
◦ enter gates of Hell
◦ fly up
◦ restore
santanoice
I can see through time
- Pronouns
- She / They
Restore
- Thread starter
- #136
Why are you always on when I'm off? Anyway,
Restore
Score: 0, duh
Moves: 0
> restore
There are six save files.
1. The Super Ultimate Final Conclusive Showdown Battle of The End - 451 turn(s)
2. Nondescript Room - 1 turn(s)
3. No data
4. Grue Room - ? turn(s)
5. Game Ending! - 9 turns
◦ Go back
(Since DF got confused, I feel I should point out that you can pick one of the files)
Restore
Score: 0, duh
Moves: 0
> restore
There are six save files.
1. The Super Ultimate Final Conclusive Showdown Battle of The End - 451 turn(s)
2. Nondescript Room - 1 turn(s)
3. No data
4. Grue Room - ? turn(s)
5. Game Ending! - 9 turns
◦ Go back
(Since DF got confused, I feel I should point out that you can pick one of the files)
santanoice
I can see through time
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- She / They
No data :v
- Thread starter
- #138
"No Data" means exactly that, dicknose.
Score: No score, either.
Moves: You just made your last move, fellah.
> restore-> No Data
You restore the No Data file.
*** You are dead ***
Start over, restore, or end?
> What the frotz do you mean, "dicknose"?!
That's what you get for trying to restore No Data.
But As you tried to restore the no data, the game is tricked into assuming that no data exists. Thus, all data ceases to exist. Smooth.
> What now?
Well, you're floating in limbo, pitch black limbo, and you see a green skinned large thing with tentacles wearing large glasses, signing papers. He looks at you. "&@$FURTL@#I@$?"
> $%fdDFSkiJK!
"sdFSD$$#$%!!"
◦ Huh?
◦ Sure?
◦ QE$@%GGR*@^%!
◦ WQRWE^&^*%^*@!%
Score: No score, either.
Moves: You just made your last move, fellah.
> restore-> No Data
You restore the No Data file.
*** You are dead ***
Start over, restore, or end?
> What the frotz do you mean, "dicknose"?!
That's what you get for trying to restore No Data.
But As you tried to restore the no data, the game is tricked into assuming that no data exists. Thus, all data ceases to exist. Smooth.
> What now?
Well, you're floating in limbo, pitch black limbo, and you see a green skinned large thing with tentacles wearing large glasses, signing papers. He looks at you. "&@$FURTL@#I@$?"
> $%fdDFSkiJK!
"sdFSD$$#$%!!"
◦ Huh?
◦ Sure?
◦ QE$@%GGR*@^%!
◦ WQRWE^&^*%^*@!%
santanoice
I can see through time
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- She / They
WQRWE^&^*%^*@!%
santanoice
I can see through time
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- She / They
)()()lld;#
santanoice
I can see through time
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Ghost sprite
- Thread starter
- #144
NULL
Score: NULL
Moves: NULL
Error! You have viewed a null page!
> ignore error
Recover last good state?
> yes
You found a big huge book and an InvisiClues note.
> examine book
The cover says: "The Game"
Take book?
◦Yes
◦Go back
Score: NULL
Moves: NULL
Error! You have viewed a null page!
> ignore error
Recover last good state?
> yes
You found a big huge book and an InvisiClues note.
> examine book
The cover says: "The Game"
You will reincarnate into the...
...crazy life with a stash of porn, a rabid...
...animal, and a SNES with an illegal cart.
Take book?
◦Go back
santanoice
I can see through time
- Pronouns
- She / They
Go back
santanoice
I can see through time
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- She / They
Standard Missingno sprite
Glitchy Bowser Jr.
"Stuff it, sponge brain!"
Magikrazy said:World -1
Score: 4_glitch.gif
Moves: )()()lld;#
Have you summoned me?
santanoice
I can see through time
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- She / They
No you're Fire Emblem thing
- Thread starter
- #150
Glitch City
Score: rtfg
Moves: gyuh77h
qzrc87h4w8onc95tnc490mky905nm6gy9p35nvp956nv9p523nvc9p5cvh93jhnv09i5jhmn
> akrnhoanueajgnsgndjdgndgnjegjngdjngdnjdgnjgd
paoisegjapgvikrpag ngosirgnmiiiiiiiiiierugbera fwghads dsdg selsleksls iygiuygvivb ksdfbsjkefb Suddenly you see a portal!
◦Go through the damn thing!
◦Put a knife in your leg and look for a Grue to stab
Score: rtfg
Moves: gyuh77h
qzrc87h4w8onc95tnc490mky905nm6gy9p35nvp956nv9p523nvc9p5cvh93jhnv09i5jhmn
> akrnhoanueajgnsgndjdgndgnjegjngdjngdnjdgnjgd
paoisegjapgvikrpag ngosirgnmiiiiiiiiiierugbera fwghads dsdg selsleksls iygiuygvivb ksdfbsjkefb Suddenly you see a portal!
◦Go through the damn thing!
◦Put a knife in your leg and look for a Grue to stab