Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I drink them.

I wish I could visit a Light World Dungeon.

 

[LN1]

Granted, you don't find the Small Key and are trapped forever since it's unreachable for you.

I wish for poison and that Pinkie Pie will drink/eat it.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I don't.

I wish I could visit City Escape.

 

[LN1]

Granted, but I don't.

I wish I could visit City Escape.

You had to do every part of my wish how I said it. You don't have the right to ask for a wish.Try again.

 

[UltraMario]

'-_-.

Granted, but I'm immortal, fool.


I wish I could visit City Escape.

 

[LN1]

Granted, but you can't escape.

I wish you would become mortal and drink the poison.

 

[GalacticPetey]

I steal it

I wish for unlimited power, oh wait...

 

[LN1]

Granted, you are killed by half of your power, one half gives you grand skills, the other makes you inmortal, and since I stole the half of inmortality, you are killed. The End.

I wish for horrible grammar to annoy grammar nazis.

 

[User4042]

Y U SAY INMORTAL INSTEAD OF IMMORTAL????

Granted, but you die for that.

I wish for pie.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but the pie you ask for is me.

I wish I could visit Flower Field.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, you never escape.

I wish I was in City Trail from Kirby Air Ride right now.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, but you get run over.

I wish for a

 

[LN1]

Granted, convinces you to selfdestruct and you come back on another dimension. Also, you are banned from returning to this one.

I wish a mortal that is not me would drink this poison.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but the mortal is your mother.

I wish I was The Twilight Princess.

 

[User4042]

Granted, but Link kisses you.

I wish for pie that is not UM.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but it's your least favorite kind of pie.

I wish I could visit Music Box House.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you stumble upon a music box that transports you to a world where you must fight Rudy the Clown, and you get squashed like a bug.

I wish I was Wario.

 

[shockwave527]

Granted, but, because you are so fat, you have a heart attack and die.

I wish I had a slice of pizza to eat that I am able to eat now and has no flaws.

 

[LN1]

Granted, but a bandit steals it from you before you eat it.

I wish for random smiley spam.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you're banned.

I wish I could visit City Escape.

 

[LN1]

Granted, you are caught by the government.

I wish for a random smiley spam not made by me.

 

[Boidoh]

That person comes and kills you.

I wish for... everyone mario games to land in my house and nothing bad could happen.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, but it was a dream

I wish for more views on my Userpedia story.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but the number of views worsens it's popularity.

I wish I could visit Space Land.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you don't have the right equipment for it and you sufficate with the lack of oxygen.

I wish to be a combination of something.