Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you lose your soul for no apparent reason.

I wish I could visit Fairy's Fountain.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted. Fairy's Fountain is really a prison that is badly named.

I wish for a very handsome picture of me that would explode if you ate it.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, but I eat it anyways.

I wish to be un-exploded.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, but you get poisoned.

I wish everyone would lay down on the "Over 9000" joke.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but you start up an even lamer joke.

I wish that I was a mafia pro.

 

[LN1]

Granted, you are so professional, you make people believe you're mafia and you get lynched when you were innocent.

I wish for a Snack Basket that won't kill or harm me.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but it pins you to the ground forever until you die of starvation.

 

[Marstar2000]

...

I wish for cake. Beautiful cake. Cake that isn't poisonous.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, you fall in love with Mr. Cake.

I wish that I had less math homework.

 

[LN1]

Granted, now you have more Biology homework.

I wish for and 8) to be combined.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, it is so awesome that you die.

I wish to be a professional backstabber.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, but you backstab yourself

I wish for ALL smilies to be combined!

 

[Crackin355]

Granted, but the Picture was horrifying and blinded you

I wish for a Shoe

 

[Nabber]

Granted, you fall in love with Goomba's Shoe.

I wish to win another mafia.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, you fall in love with Goomba's Shoe.

I wish to win another mafia.

Granted, you win them on The Price Is Right.

I wish that this forum was replaced with Fruit By The Foot.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but it eats you.

 

[Marstar2000]

...

I don't wish for anything. Not a single atom. Not even 100 dollars.

How are you going to get through this one

 

[Nabber]

Granted, and nothing happens because that is a horrible wish.

I wish for good wishes.

 

[LN1]

Granted, you get something so good you die.

I wish that you weren't a spelling nazi.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, I'm a grammar Nazi.

I wish people would hate on grammar Nazis.

 

[LN1]

Granted, since you are one, they hate on you.

I wish you recognized you're a spelling nazi(like in Control the Throne).

 

[Nabber]

Granted, I just do it more (and I was joking back there.)

I wish people wouldn't hate on Grammar Nazis.

 

[LN1]

Granted, now they hate on people whose username is Nabber.

I wish for a combination of and 8).

 

[Nabber]

Granted, it eats you.

I wish that nothing would eat me.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, you get stomped on.

I wish for an army that is completly loyal to me.