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    Ray Trace
    Ray Trace
    Oh, you shared me this game before. It's nice to see this game come back in a form of a Civvie review!


    My favorite parts were the bits with the terrible NPC animations, with both the old ushanka wearing bearded man and the skinny guy you rescue in the theater. Holy hell did their animations look so jank and off-putting.
    Glowsquid
    Glowsquid
    I do like that every character seems to be voiced by the same very not classically-trained british guy
    Did you say I can tick off those Gosh damn good for nothing rotten *** **** shows birds? How?
    Cocoa
    Cocoa
    Pyro's card got hacked at the ATM
    Cayde
    Cayde
    you forgot a certain bird, an ANGRY bird
    Ray Trace
    Ray Trace
    They weren't present at the time but I will remember to tick them off if I see them with my terrible jokes.
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    why is Raymond C. Travokin doing stand-up now
    Ray Trace
    Ray Trace
    He's stupid but not THAT stupid lol. He wouldn't outright kill himself.


    ...then again he jumped off the helicopter without a parachute because he would land on the ground faster
    Cocoa
    Cocoa
    "You would've become a pile of mush!"
    Ray Trace
    Ray Trace
    "So? I'd be a very handsome pile of mush, and I will save the kingdom as a pile of Ray Trace-colored mush, just you see!"
    Ray Trace in your profile pic looks like he's about to sing.
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    Mags
    Mags
    What the- that's Ray Trace?! Wow.
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    Ray Trace
    Ray Trace
    He's actually a terrible singer lol. He's doing what he does best, tell jokes.

    And yeah, that's him all right. He pretty much has the same facial features, personality, and whatnot, just Simified.
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    Mags
    Mags
    Ah... OK.
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    Honestly, I think Pokemon having a MOBA spin-off actually makes sense, since Pokemon is inherently competitive and it has a huge variety of characters that have potentially unique movesets that would make for a decent scene. I don't like seeing people harp on the game just because it's a game genre they don't like or that it's a game "no one asked for". If the MOBA looked like a quality title, then it would be fine.

    The main problem is that Pokemon Unite looks cheap as hell, and I think it's on mobile so it would carry your typical MTX mobile baggage. It doesn't look that stylistically different than the market leader, League of Legends, hell, even looks like a bootleg of the game but with Pokemon characters in it. Oh, and of course the Pokemon we saw in the trailer is only Gen 1 Pokemon, with only two Pokemon shown being from other generations, namely Lucario and Talonflame. They're clearly making this game just to cash in the popularity and success of some MOBAs namely League of Legends and Dota 2 rather than making a good game that will stand on its own.

    I also love how over half of Pokemon Unite's reveal trailer is nostalgia wanking.
    Sweet Snow
    Sweet Snow
    I just don't like Tencent as I don't like the Chinese government and they're directly connected to it
    Ray Trace
    Ray Trace
    Tencent is pretty much Disney, but worse, like as you said, having connections with Winnie the Pooh's authoritarian regime. #liberatehongkong
    u got ur wifi fixed yet
    Ray Trace
    Ray Trace
    It's better today, but I think I may know the cause of it.

    It's heavy interference. I've noticed that it gets improved in the late night, typically. Oh, and also, I have far less problems today for some reason. My mom also says that her internet is prone to disconnecting as well.
    Cocoa
    Cocoa
    ok
    OMG LOOK WHAT JUST CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY!!!!!!!!!

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    I FINALLY GOT IT! THOSE BABY LUIGI PLUSHIES THAT I WANTED SINCE LIKE FOREVER AGO!

    And a Mini Mario plushie too! This is so great! I've waited forever for this order, it was delayed thanks to the pandemic but now it's finally mine!
    Yoshi Valley: "The map modes that show the player icons making circuits around the screen relative to their positions seem to work fine; however, the maze is so complicated that determining the racers' current positions is impossible, so the players' mugshots will just be replaced with question marks."

    I keep seeing this pop up online. Is there any evidence to this claim for Yoshi Valley, or is this just made up? Is it possible that this design is intentional? How does item probabilities work then, if the game can't keep track of the tracking? The character in first is still kept track of, by the way.
    Mags
    Mags
    Frankly, that course is so hectic, it's fun and incredibly antagonizing at the same time. I hate it, but I love it. Sounds false, if you ask me.
    Ray Trace
    Ray Trace
    I despise that track. I feel like it has utterly no reason to be a maze, other than it can despite being horribly executed and a boring track with no variety in its paths (just take the fastest path all the time), and the fact that it's allegedly broken but they went along with it anyway speaks volumes on how little of a shit the devs for Mario Kart 64 gave.
    Glowsquid
    Glowsquid
    People want new characters and shit in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate and here I am wanting new stages and new items instead.

    When will we get DLC for the past stages that didn't return? That'll make me line up to buy that DLC day one.
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    Ray Trace
    Ray Trace
    I love the "meme" stages the most. Pac-Land is among my favorite of the "so obnoxious and bad it's good" stages out there. Their horrible nature adds to the chaoticness of my games, and even Mario Bros. tingles my masochistic side of playing on stages I used to despise.
    Cocoa
    Cocoa
    Balloon Fight
    Toka Hebizuka
    Toka Hebizuka
    I think the moving stages get a lot more flack then they deserve, Rumble Falls was surprisingly fun, and Pac-Land is one of my favourite stages.
    I was viewing the Wario thread and you are awesome and your taste is awesome and let no one tell you otherwise.
    The Green Knight
    The Green Knight
    Is there some type of special school you can go to to learn this stuff?
    Ray Trace
    Ray Trace
    The only part I had school training in was general 3D modeling and how to extrude with Maya, but aside from that, no. I've started modding Baby Luigi in games since...2011 and I did multiple games so I had lots of years to build up my knowledge. So I guess the only special school you need is motivation, patience, and dedication.
    LeftyGreenMario
    LeftyGreenMario
    @Stick Man it might surprise you that my sister and my experience with 3D is in community college; I do 3D model work too
    I can't take the suspense anymore

    i need to know if Chroma officially becomes a protector
    Cocoa
    Cocoa
    I meant police training dude

    or is that what you're talking about

    crap now im confused
    Ray Trace
    Ray Trace
    Oh he has gone through training but pretty much any new position you get you go through training, there's no fast-pass for this.
    Blue
    Blue
    Yeah I agree with Paper Ray Trace.
    Practice makes perfect
    Question: Why do you ruin everyones lives in sim city with Wario?
    B. How the heck did you put wario in there?
    Ray Trace
    Ray Trace
    A. Because it's really funny. It's a pretty well known fact that nothing gets Sims players more excited than torturing Sims, and I'm no exception to that. In fact, the moment this guy moved in the neighborhood, he farted and belched all over the welcoming party, and it net him like, a bad or atrocious reputation extremely quickly. Keep in mind that what's great about the Sims is that having an atrocious reputation does net Wario perks as well, people text him "You're so unscrupulous and hated, we'll invite you to this place where all the worst and nastiest people meet who would love to meet you!"

    B. Mods. Specifically this one.
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    I've updated the Roleplay Rules and Guidelines thread in the forum to include a ban policy, now that I've done a third reply ban and I'm not even a week on the job yet...
    Mags
    Mags
    Oof...
    Welp, I just smacked a roach dead on the floor with my bare hands. Hate cockroaches so much.
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    Mount Wario
    Mount Wario
    Roaches terrify me when upside down. I think they're less ugly when they are alive and you dont see their creepy leg joints.


    Do they also, like, need to be turd brown out of all colors? Why god? Why?
    Ray Trace
    Ray Trace
    Bugs in general tend to look gross upside down, it perfectly applies to spiders and crickets. And yeah, cockroaches get messy when you smash them...but I think they're more disgusting alive than dead, hence why I acted swiftly to nab them before they can get away if I decide to get Raid instead.

    And yeah, crickets are the same color too. It's a disgusting unappealing one. American roaches are so freaking big on top of that.
    AwdryFan1997
    AwdryFan1997
    "It's a dung beetle! I'll smash your guts out!"
    Oh great, the protest actually spread to our small little suburb. People are gonna protest at the mall. This is so unreal, I really hope this protest doesn't turn violent.
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    Vivian
    Vivian
    The protests where I'm at are peaceful, then again it's all foresty liberal/centrist towns here, I feel like it only gets violent in dense populated areas and overtly racist areas.
    London Parris
    London Parris
    George Zimmerman got away with murder, so the cops can get away with murder.
    LeftyGreenMario
    LeftyGreenMario
    good news: the protest was safe and even the police joined and encouraged the protest
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    What a relief that Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles Remastered has a local multiplayer feature, I was worried they may omit that in favor of online play.

    Also, new party members to travel with you if you play solo, that's really cool! I hope that solves the chalice carrying problem the game had for solo players.
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