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  • "Haha yamokupaghorrvdsahdsfsdrhyvdpinki stessa my spinoi!" -Soda Popinski.

    That's what I hear when he says it. Surely you may hand me that Russian degree now.
    Xiahou Ba
    Xiahou Ba
    Yep, the first one I can make out the individual words since he says it slowly there. And it so happens that I actually know the words too. I probably DID fudge up the spelling of the actual words but I guess it's close enough.

    Ya Soda Popinski! (I'm Soda Popinski!) Ya zadalalyu(?) tebya (I -it's supposed to be "will crush"- you!)

    Can only make out "Ya" and "chik" in the one where he says Just a few more bottles. (after looking it up, bottle is literally "butilka" lmao a cognate)

    Fun fact: I think his voice actor is actually Ukrainian rather than Russian so he may speak with an accent.
    Marioro
    Marioro
    why did i hear letters that weren't even there and even added a few extra ones
    Xiahou Ba
    Xiahou Ba
    *shrug* Well Russian does have some letters unique to its language such as "shch" and "ts". Again though, it's pretty hard to hear Popinski and the "one arm tied behind my back" one is the toughest to decipher, someone said he does slur a lot and I agree with that.

    BTW, you said "Eta" and it's actually spelled "Eto" while how I wrote out "pabyeda", it's actually spelled "pobyeda". I always mess up spelling A and unstressed O sounds, they sound almost identical.
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    I finally changed my signature after quite some time, really wanted to represent my main six. The original Dark Light one was created in 2016, while that Ray Trace image was created in 2018. I guess I'll leave them up in my bio or something.
    Why the hell does Egypt have Russian music in SNES Mario is missing? Did Russia colonize Egypt besides taking Crimea too?
    Ok but

    Chroma and Ray

    how would they do as a criminal team
    Blue
    Blue
    *BTJ looms ominously*
    Xiahou Ba
    Xiahou Ba
    Dark Light would keep Ray Trace on a leash before he can do anything.
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    Blue
    Blue
    Then there's the fact that BTJ has eyes and ears everywhere. It would be Pretty hard to leave mushroom city with him around. So even if they escaped Dark Light BTJ would find them.
    Gonna jump on the Posting on Ray's profile day so.

    Hello Comrade
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    Vivian
    Vivian
    I just associate comrade with SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION AND DISTRIBUTE TO THE WORKING CLASS, EAT THE RICH these days.
    Marioro
    Marioro
    I associate Russians with alcoholism these days.
    Xiahou Ba
    Xiahou Ba
    Beer wasn't even considered "alcoholic" in Russia until like 2011 lmao
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    Whats up, Ray?
    Blue
    Blue
    Don't you love how human society has turned every possible action into something offensive?
    Xiahou Ba
    Xiahou Ba
    Well, that's mostly because of contextualization. I think with enough of it, you can practically turn any gesture offensive.
    Marioro
    Marioro
    The thumbs up gesture is a middle finger in Iran and some central Asian countries.
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    After listening to DNCE and Dua Lipa, I can confidentially say that I'm not a fan of the "MODERN MUSIC SUCKS!!!!" mentality.

    I like modern music as much as I like music from the 1970's (which is probably my favorite era of music). Music is just as good today as it was many years ago. You just have to be open-minded and willing to explore your favorite genres, there's gonna be a song you like that was recently released and you'd be surprised at that. Not to mention, there's plenty of music to explore outside of just the Top Charts, a lot of more niche bands exist and still make amazing stuff that's quite reminiscent of the older time periods.
    Fordsy
    Fordsy
    are you trying to get cute with me? i'm not trying to be perfect. i don't do that. i only meant i don't like to be rude. i never said i'm never rude. BUT i do get tough with people sometimes. so WATCH IT! :bowser:
    Blue
    Blue
    Ok? I wasn't trying to get "cute" with you or anything. I was just pointing out that no one is perfect. You don't have to threaten me.
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    Fordsy
    Fordsy
    I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. it's just something from a movie that i think is cool to say.
    YouTube is going to remove fanmade captioning for videos, and as someone who watches foreign media who relies on fan-made captions to get the most of it, this is a hard hit blow that pisses me off.



    Oh BuT YoU CaN SuBsCRIBe tO a PAid SErviCe now!
    Noct
    Noct
    Sometimes I wonder if Jawed regrets handing YouTube over to Google.
    Marioro
    Marioro
    I haven't seen a fanmade caption for years.
    Cocoa
    Cocoa
    bro SMG4 videos are way funnier with fanmade captions

    RIP
    You know you made a lasting series when the plot of your first game involves characters who are normally friends with each other being at their necks for the title of being a "Super Star", and then eventually find themselves skateboarding on a deteriorating platform over lava.
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    Xiahou Ba
    Xiahou Ba
    Spoilers:
    Luigi wins by doing nothing.
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    Vivian
    Vivian
    Not nothing! I'm sure he'd be delicately grooming his mustache and taking constructive furnishing notes in his journal, among other leisure activities, like cowering & cheering for Mario, as everyone else competes fiercely. 😊 😌
    winstein
    winstein
    I think it's strange how there are far fewer Mario Party imitators, whereas Mario Kart has many challengers in the field that some even found success, such as Crash Team Racing and Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing Transformed. I think one series that come close to being a lasting party series is the Jackbox Party games, which seems to be a yearly game series that hasn't show any signs of stopping.

    Thank you for reading.
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    Xiahou Ba
    Xiahou Ba
    They should have kept that minigame in for the final release, it would have been a much better game that way.
    Vivian
    Vivian
    Now we know, Yoshi Island became what it is today through genocide. Can't say I'm surprised, they eat their enemies alive, savage beasts they are.
    In Civ Vi, you probably play as Peter. That's too bad, because he always denounces me for no reason and I have no shame in killing him, even if he gave me tasty caviar at first.
    Xiahou Ba
    Xiahou Ba
    I haven't played Civ Vi, but I DID play Civ Vee and I'm Catherine there. I really like how the nation color in that game is coincidentally yellow, Ray Trace's favorite color.
    Marioro
    Marioro
    de Medici? she also hates me, but like, you can't expect me to have spies this early on in the game lady.
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    Xiahou Ba
    Xiahou Ba
    Oh, you shared me this game before. It's nice to see this game come back in a form of a Civvie review!


    My favorite parts were the bits with the terrible NPC animations, with both the old ushanka wearing bearded man and the skinny guy you rescue in the theater. Holy hell did their animations look so jank and off-putting.
    Glowsquid
    Glowsquid
    I do like that every character seems to be voiced by the same very not classically-trained british guy
    Did you say I can tick off those Gosh damn good for nothing rotten *** **** shows birds? How?
    Cocoa
    Cocoa
    Pyro's card got hacked at the ATM
    Hooty
    Hooty
    you forgot a certain bird, an ANGRY bird
    Xiahou Ba
    Xiahou Ba
    They weren't present at the time but I will remember to tick them off if I see them with my terrible jokes.
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    why is Raymond C. Travokin doing stand-up now
    Ray Trace in your profile pic looks like he's about to sing.
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    Mags
    Mags
    What the- that's Ray Trace?! Wow.
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    Xiahou Ba
    Xiahou Ba
    He's actually a terrible singer lol. He's doing what he does best, tell jokes.

    And yeah, that's him all right. He pretty much has the same facial features, personality, and whatnot, just Simified.
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    Mags
    Mags
    Ah... OK.
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    Honestly, I think Pokemon having a MOBA spin-off actually makes sense, since Pokemon is inherently competitive and it has a huge variety of characters that have potentially unique movesets that would make for a decent scene. I don't like seeing people harp on the game just because it's a game genre they don't like or that it's a game "no one asked for". If the MOBA looked like a quality title, then it would be fine.

    The main problem is that Pokemon Unite looks cheap as hell, and I think it's on mobile so it would carry your typical MTX mobile baggage. It doesn't look that stylistically different than the market leader, League of Legends, hell, even looks like a bootleg of the game but with Pokemon characters in it. Oh, and of course the Pokemon we saw in the trailer is only Gen 1 Pokemon, with only two Pokemon shown being from other generations, namely Lucario and Talonflame. They're clearly making this game just to cash in the popularity and success of some MOBAs namely League of Legends and Dota 2 rather than making a good game that will stand on its own.

    I also love how over half of Pokemon Unite's reveal trailer is nostalgia wanking.
    Chi-Chi
    Chi-Chi
    I just don't like Tencent as I don't like the Chinese government and they're directly connected to it
    Xiahou Ba
    Xiahou Ba
    Tencent is pretty much Disney, but worse, like as you said, having connections with Winnie the Pooh's authoritarian regime. #liberatehongkong
    u got ur wifi fixed yet
    Xiahou Ba
    Xiahou Ba
    It's better today, but I think I may know the cause of it.

    It's heavy interference. I've noticed that it gets improved in the late night, typically. Oh, and also, I have far less problems today for some reason. My mom also says that her internet is prone to disconnecting as well.
    Cocoa
    Cocoa
    ok
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