Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes

Granted, you find 1 million dollars in that wall and wait another 30 seconds to get rescued.

I wish I was in a Mental Hospital.
 
Granted, but this causes you to focus on your real life more and become successful.

I wish I were stuck in one position in the middle of a room and had to stay like that for the rest of my life.
 
There is still alot of videogames you can play and you have a free butler for the rest of time to get you food and drinks (oh yeah, there's a toilet in your seat)


I wish for the world to end
 
Granted, but before then we are all sent to an even better world where we get to live eternally.

I wish I forgot everything I've ever known.
 
Granted, the update is just a major glitch fix.

I wish I got hit by a baseball ball.
 
Granted, but every other good aspect of you phases it out so that no-one cares about your laugh.

I wish my IQ dropped to zero.
 
Granted, it only dropped to zero for 5 minutes due to an experiment.

I wish I fell from an airplane.
 
Granted, invaded harmless candies.

I wish the army dropped a bomb on my head.
 
Granted, but you had already died so it's painless.

I wish I touched the sun.
 
Granted, you touched the sun on a painting.

I wish Sony bought all rights from Nintendo games.
 
Granted, Luigiboards exist.

I wish I couldn't swim.
 
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